Mama Said

"Quit making that face"
Mama would say,
"It's gonna get stuck
and stay that way"

"Now eat your peas,
like you've got some sense,
"Go brush your teeth 
and make sure you rinse"

"Close that door,
was you raised in a barn?
"I heard what you said,
you better mean darn"

"Do as I say,
and not as I do,
"Go comb your hair,
what's wrong with you?"

Well, forty years later,
I'm as ugly as sin
Not a tooth in my head,
with peas on my chin

I cuss like a sailor,
my house is a dump
No hair on my head,
like a bald Forest Gump

I could have been normal,
but I chose this instead
Just because I didn't listen,
to what my Mama said
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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January 30, 2011 at 5:30 AM
Doing research for "Black History Month" for my students...is Larry Belt Black?
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January 5, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Congrats, Larry. Well deserved win. Outstanding write. Nice going. Ralph
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January 5, 2011 at 5:31 AM
Congratulations on your win Larry in the "My Parent" contest by Francine Roberts. Love, Carol
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January 4, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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January 4, 2011 at 5:58 AM
Hi . Congratulations on your result in the contest with this great piece. A thoroughly deserved success. Good luck to you. Eamon
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January 4, 2011 at 5:10 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of Francine, Larry
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January 3, 2011 at 7:48 PM
Congrats on this very funny write my friend! lay
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January 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Very funny Larry and a great win. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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January 3, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Congrats Larry on your success in My Parent contest by Francine.. with this awesome write and entry ... enjoy your victory tonight with luv..
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January 3, 2011 at 5:32 PM
one of the last entries Larry but worth the wait, love it , congrats on your fifth place win in my contest
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January 3, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Larry, this may be my favorite of all your funny ones. It flows perfectly and is just so funny. I remember my mother saying all of those things too..especially "quit making that face..it'll stay that way.!" I think she was right. lolBG
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