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Major Nelson Aka J R

Major Nelson found himself on the sand
Was off target when coming in to land
A glass bottle changed his life
The contents became his wife
And a wedding ring he put on her hand. 

But then he went on to buy an oil well
In Dallas was the businessman from hell
He got himself a new name
J. R . Ewing he became
I'm a big fan of T.V. can you tell. 





Written on 1st February 2019
For limerick 4 poetry contest
Sponsored by Joseph May.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Gauthier Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 7:45 PM
Congrats on your win, Tom. Pretty clever with the 2nd limerick.
Cunningham Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 3:54 AM
Thank you very much Line, when I found out Major Nelson was ol JR I thought I'd try and combine the two. Tom.
Dietrich Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 6:57 PM
I bet I have seen more tv than you, Tom. hahaha. Congrats on your win.
Cunningham Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 3:52 AM
Thanks Andrea, your secret is safe with me lol.
Y. Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 6:29 PM
Hi Tom, I thought that I commented on this already. You did a great job with limericks. I liked him in both shows. Congratulations on a well deserved win:-)Alexis
Cunningham Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 3:50 AM
Thank you very much Alexis, we only had Dallas in the UK so had to google his Major Nelson character. Tom
Rodrigues Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 3:52 PM
Congrats, Tom!
Cunningham Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 4:05 PM
Thank you Kim.
Canerdy Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 9:39 AM
CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved win! Janice
Cunningham Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 2:40 PM
Thank you very much Janice. Tom.
Devonshire Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 9:11 AM
Stopping by with congrats on your first-place win, Tom! Hugs, Carolyn
Cunningham Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 2:41 PM
Thank you Carolyn. Tom.
Mcguire Avatar
February 14, 2019 at 7:33 PM
I can tell this is a good poem
Cunningham Avatar
February 15, 2019 at 1:55 AM
Thanks Timothy. Tom.
Kendrick Avatar
February 14, 2019 at 6:51 AM
Good one. Reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. Sara
Cunningham Avatar
February 14, 2019 at 7:36 AM
Thank you Sara, happy you liked it. Tom
Faulkner Avatar
February 11, 2019 at 10:58 PM
Love how you showed both the happy and dark faces - guess he was a pretty good actor!
Cunningham Avatar
February 12, 2019 at 8:10 AM
Thanks Michelle, Jeannie didn't air over here but when I googled it and found it was Larry Hagman, thought I'd try and run the two characters together Tom
Wolf Avatar
February 6, 2019 at 9:06 AM
Cute and clever write...And yeah, I can kind of tell (regarding TV, that is)… ~ Gershon
Cunningham Avatar
February 6, 2019 at 12:01 PM
Thanks Gershon, T.V in the UK has deteriorated over the years so don't watch as much as I used too.Rather listen to music or compose. Tom.
Dietrich Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 4:36 PM
I loved him in both shows. Genie was one of my favorite shows ever!! These bring back memories.
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 5:04 PM
Thanks Andrea , frightening when you realise how long ago they were on. Tom.
Rodrigues Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 3:42 PM
Yup! Love it!
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 4:00 PM
Thank you Kim. Tom.
Andresen Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 1:56 PM
- Wish I could write a linmerick like you Tom ... love it - This was on Norwegian TV many years ago, I remember :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 4:00 PM
Thank you Sunshine, I'm still a beginner though. Tom.
Devonshire Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 11:00 AM
Oh, that's very clever and funny, Tom. I love it! Best wishes in Joseph's contest. (Soup mail on another topic) Hugs, Carolyn
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 12:29 PM
Thank you very much Carolyn. Tom.
Onclaud Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:15 AM
tom, i can tell you enjoy good TV shows... incredible limericks which display your talent for humor!... huggs
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:20 AM
Thanks very much Nette, I've always loved humour and it spills out into my verses sometimes. Hope all's well. Tom.
One Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 9:28 AM
I remember this shows, great two lims Tom..
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:10 AM
Thanks S.O. My recent visit to Ireland inspired me driving through limericks. Lol. Tom.
Roper Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 8:28 AM
You picked a good one, Tom, I use to see, I Dream of Jeannie when I was younger. JR was not one that I desired to watch, so I missed out. Good luck in the contest. Hugs dear friend
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:14 AM
Thank you very much Eve, can't believe they were both on so long ago, how time flies. Tom.
Raven Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 7:59 AM
Hi Tom, wonderful Limerick for the contest. I remember both shows well. Loved the fun read, first today. Wishing you luck in the contest. Excellent work. have a wonderful Sunday. hugs....Mike. XX
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:13 AM
Thank you very much Mike. Glad you enjoyed them, enjoy the weekend too. Tom.
Pandit Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 7:32 AM
A fun read, Tom..I remember the TV show you refer to in your second stanza. Best for a win.
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:12 AM
Thanks Vijay. Who can forget old J.R. Lol. Tom.
Vangaveti Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 5:41 AM
Nice one Tom :)
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:11 AM
Thank you Swetha. Tom.
Sands Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 4:58 AM
Well done Tom :) Have a nice day!
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 10:10 AM
Thanks Heidi, you too. Tom.
Trifiatis Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 4:18 AM
Keep them coming dear, Tom so our days will be filled with Limerick delight! ...I suggest from now on a trip you ought to take in Limerick! Haha! Joyous !
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 4:26 AM
Thanks Demetrious, glad you liked it, Yes, hopefully a visit to limerick again before the year is out. Tom.
Awtry Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 1:19 AM
Yes! I loved "I Dream of Genie" and "Dallas" Oh, Now I have both theme songs playing in my head! Best of luck in the contest!
Cunningham Avatar
February 3, 2019 at 2:46 AM
Thank you P.S. Those shows of long ago were the best. They don't seem to make them like that anymore. Tom.
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