Main Street Laureate

(On the state of American Poetry-  A Non-Poem Poem )




I'm Poet Laureate Of Main Street.
They voted.  I won.

' came down to me and the kid whose dog craps on everyone's lawns.

His poem was about a missing red crayon; mine: the stop-sign someone stole from the corner of Elm and Main (I think I know who did it too).

Is it coincident both poems are about loss? 
Probably not. Poetry is at it's best when expressing loss.

He'll probably win the position back next year with a weepy poem about not having been chosen Poet Laureate Of Main Street.

That's fine with me, as long as he keeps that damn dog in his own yard.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016


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Date: 5/21/2024 2:20:00 PM
profound....v.telling. :)
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Robert Warlov
Date: 5/22/2024 7:13:00 PM
Thanks for your interest.
Date: 1/8/2024 4:25:00 PM
43E
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Robert Warlov
Date: 1/8/2024 10:11:00 PM
As to "PYJ" & "UUV" also: Non-cognizable to a non-initiate. Sorry
Date: 1/8/2024 4:24:00 PM
PYJ
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Date: 1/8/2024 4:06:00 PM
UUV
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Date: 12/16/2023 7:17:00 AM
Hahaha... Loved the dog, I should send him to my neighbour's lawn. Excellent!
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Tamra Amato
Date: 1/8/2024 4:30:00 PM
Love this poem. You are my kind of poet. I look forward to reading more of your poetry. I'm off to read them..... now
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Robert Warlov
Date: 12/16/2023 8:05:00 AM
The juxtaposition of two values in extremis or just plain, curmudgeon antipathy. Why can't I have a dog?
Date: 1/4/2018 1:29:00 AM
Oh, I LOVE this one. Came down here to your first post and found a FAVE.
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Robert Warlov
Date: 1/4/2018 11:57:00 AM
and here, because of you mostly, I've been trying to clean-up my "proverbials". --- I'm thrilled to provide you with even minuscule efficacious escapes.
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