Main Street Laureate

(On the state of American Poetry-  A Non-Poem Poem )




I'm Poet Laureate Of Main Street.
They voted.  I won.

' came down to me and the kid whose dog craps on everyone's lawns.

His poem was about a missing red crayon; mine: the stop-sign someone stole from the corner of Elm and Main (I think I know who did it too).

Is it coincident both poems are about loss? 
Probably not. Poetry is at it's best when expressing loss.

He'll probably win the position back next year with a weepy poem about not having been chosen Poet Laureate Of Main Street.

That's fine with me, as long as he keeps that damn dog in his own yard.
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Diderot Avatar
May 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
profound....v.telling. :)
Warlov Avatar
May 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Thanks for your interest.
Amato Avatar
January 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
43E
Warlov Avatar
January 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
As to "PYJ" & "UUV" also: Non-cognizable to a non-initiate. Sorry
Amato Avatar
January 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
PYJ
Amato Avatar
January 8, 2024 at 4:06 PM
UUV
Farookh Avatar
December 16, 2023 at 7:17 AM
Hahaha... Loved the dog, I should send him to my neighbour's lawn. Excellent!
Amato Avatar
January 8, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Love this poem. You are my kind of poet. I look forward to reading more of your poetry. I'm off to read them..... now
Warlov Avatar
December 16, 2023 at 8:05 AM
The juxtaposition of two values in extremis or just plain, curmudgeon antipathy. Why can't I have a dog?
Dietrich Avatar
January 4, 2018 at 1:29 AM
Oh, I LOVE this one. Came down here to your first post and found a FAVE.
Warlov Avatar
January 4, 2018 at 11:57 AM
and here, because of you mostly, I've been trying to clean-up my "proverbials". --- I'm thrilled to provide you with even minuscule efficacious escapes.
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