Main-Stream Media Have-A-Heart Trap

Each day foul critters infest our house Though not by slipping in like a mouse We just press a button Or buy a subscription To get news wrote or spoke by a louse These creatures of the two legged kind Try hard each day to persuade our mind With sly information That helps the causation Of the falling apart of mankind They tout the need for unearned welfare Claim hard earned profits are so unfair And granting amnesty Is a good policy Plus growing our debt is fine they swear For those who work hard earning their way Give what they can and put some away Are sick of the slackers Prodded by the backers Whose aim is using half truths to sway It’s hard to ignore those talking heads But it’s not right to tear them to shreds Yet there’s a solution And with execution We can spread liberty in their stead We’ll put Obama pic’s and golf caps Along with a taped speech that he yapped In a human sized crate Coz it’s time to create A main stream media Have-A-Heart trap Like it or not, these traps are humane But anyways, we’ll have much to gain So, once we have caught All those who have brought Disinformation causing brain drain We’ll squeeze all of them in through a pipe Along with politicians who hype Irrationality And immorality Into a sphere of the livable type In there they can tax to the extreme And promote their harmful fairness schemes But when they’re out of dough They will lip read our NO! Since their bubble is a sound proof dream!