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Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick

Ted purchased an Internet bride 
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a cock
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied

Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill
Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill
Ted was very annoyed 
Said their marriage was void
The thought of sex now made him feel ill!

Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides

17th February 2017

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White Wolf July 23, 2017 at 8:15 PM Haha, rip-snorter, Jan Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 8:18 PM oh Arthur inspires me so so much:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray February 24, 2017 at 4:24 PM Thank you for the very funny post script Jan. Jan Allison February 24, 2017 at 4:46 PM I can thank Arthur for the inspiration for this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White February 21, 2017 at 1:59 PM Lovely :D Jan Allison February 21, 2017 at 2:12 PM ha ha ha :-) hugs jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 20, 2017 at 1:58 AM Wow, I am truly laughing out loud! I'm so glad I came back for part two. This one reminds me of the song Lola by the Kinks...poor guy! Jan Allison February 20, 2017 at 7:10 AM Someone also said about Lola lol - gee can you imagine if it happened for real lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues February 18, 2017 at 9:53 AM Holy Moley! Was this Ted's second go around...lol! Your putting Ted through the dregs! Jan Allison February 18, 2017 at 10:26 AM Ha ha I think this is the last time you will see him lol:-) hugs Jan xx Kim Rodrigues February 18, 2017 at 9:54 AM Waiting to see what Ted dickers with next...

Casarah Nance February 17, 2017 at 9:25 PM There should have been a disclaimer, but I guess he did dis-claim- her after all. lol. hugs Jan Allison February 18, 2017 at 4:28 AM ha ha ha Cas I love your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer February 17, 2017 at 2:42 PM very humorous, jan! you certainly know how to tickle the funny bone... Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 3:08 PM I can lay the inspiration totally at the feet of Arthur lol:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe February 17, 2017 at 2:07 PM SOO not politically correct this one, but very funny, if read in the right spirit (I know that you don't mean to make jokes about actual transgendered people. It's difficult to know these days where the line is between what is OK and what is not , and humor is sometimes the casualty.) Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 3:04 PM :-) I'm glad you could see the humourous side of the poem ... I wonder if this has ever hapened for real!:-) hugs Jan xx Agnes Krampe February 17, 2017 at 2:43 PM I totally know that, Jan! Please don't think I was criticizing your humor! I went and read arthur's comment on your first poem :) Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 2:19 PM I would never deliberately mock transgender people Agnes as we had 2 students at our school and I know how tough life is for them.. the poem was written purely as a result of a comment Arthur made on my original poem:-) hugs jan xx

Lynn Marie February 17, 2017 at 12:44 PM There has been news stories of late with tragic outcomes so it is refreshing to read your very witty piece so cleverly written. Arthur seems to add the 'extra' to your funny bone, I recall a hilarious 'booby' poem you wrote that also had great photos and humour such as these! blessings, lynn amazing where your muse takes you when hubby is away!!!...lol Lynn Marie February 17, 2017 at 12:59 PM me too...enjoy :-) Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 12:50 PM I was out walking when I came up with this one,,, but I carry a little notebook and pen so I can write whilst I am out - was lovely down by the sea I find it very therapeutic:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus February 17, 2017 at 11:30 AM An enjoyable sequel to pt1, Jan. Can't blame Ted for being annoyed, but he was silly, wasn't he!! Perhaps Ted could have solved the problem by having a sex change! Hugs // paul Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 11:33 AM hahaha:-) I wonder if this has ever happened lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso February 17, 2017 at 10:37 AM LOL funny!!! :) Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 10:41 AM Thanks for the inspiration my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop February 17, 2017 at 10:29 AM Oh gee.the She was a He..Can you imagine that.Lol. :)Funny...yay. Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 10:37 AM It was Arthur's comment on the poem that inspired me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green February 17, 2017 at 9:51 AM Ha, so Bill brought his pet rooster with him? Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 9:59 AM hahaha that comment made me giggle Chris:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith February 17, 2017 at 9:46 AM You crazy Jan...lol Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 9:58 AM ha ha ha you can lay the blame at the door of Arthur who inspired THIS one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner February 17, 2017 at 9:25 AM Love the humor, Jan. I'd have to be careful were I to write on this subject:) Have a great weekend. Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 12:56 PM yes you are right Daniel I remember that song:-) hugs Jan xx Daniel Turner February 17, 2017 at 12:34 PM Remember that song, "Lola" by the Kinks? That is what this reminds me of. Jan Allison February 17, 2017 at 9:29 AM ha ha ha Daniel I was worried as i had a few reads and no comments :-) Arthur made a comment on my original poem on the subject so I thought I would write on that theme too lol:-) hugs Jan xx