Maga Stat

Dear Homeland Security Director No-em
I feel compelled to write you this po-em
They won't let me post bail
Get me out of this jail
I'm not a gang member and want to go ho-em!

My bright and exquisite pink heart-shaped tat
is being mocked by a gangsta in a Maga hat
All hope I must banish
I don't even speak Spanish
My doomed fate is sealed, just another stat

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Duke Beaufort

April 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM

Robert, a very clever selection of rhymes. I'm humbled by your talent and hope you'll keep going!! I'm horrified by how she is the spokesperson for pro DT ads paid for by her department at taxpayer expense. Disgusting indeed.

Robert Gorelick

May 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM

I've always agreed that evil flourishes when good people do nothing. I appreciate the compliment! Robert

Michael Tor

April 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM

Robert we are all concerned for the over reach of these Politicians. I never put my trust in any of them. They in my humble opinion are all puppets working together to create division, and chaos to allow the Evil Controllers continue in their destruction of humanity, and creating a distraction of what they are bringing in to these ridiculous events we are seeing and experiencing.I do not watch the Main News anymore just local news. When I use to watch it would just upset me. God help us all.

Robert Gorelick

May 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM

The U.S. must abide by our Constitution. Arresting and jailing individuals without being charged with a crime, and being sent to languish in a foreign prison, is one reason we, the people, broke from Britain. "It may not believe a word you say, but I will defend with my life your right to say it." --Voltaire

I Am Anaya

April 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM

With that blue smile, how can we take her seriously. Farmers with straw hats maybe next. Be careful if you wear one Roberto, no one is safe! This hit the spot today, laughs, sweet poet ~

Robert Gorelick

April 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM

So disturbing, something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore, Anaya! I'm still wearing my straw hat, despite the danger of being shackled,lol. Robert