Lucky Charmer

Lucky Charmer


  
    Their magically delicious, seriously suspicious,
         is that guy with the clovers seriously malicious?
             That leprechaun he's rich, everyday he drinks a fifth,
                 He's got more money than God to fool around with.
               
             Purple hearts, yellow moons, he looks like a cartoon,
             flying around throwing charms from his rainbow balloon.

    Trix are for kids says a rabbit, so he reached out and grabbed it,
        shaking him by his ears because violence is his habit.
             So I guess that answers the question of Mr. Clovers intention
                   Malicious and quietly vicious, follow the yellow brick road to Heaven!


                                        
                                                         03/25/16
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hicks Avatar
April 8, 2016 at 10:07 PM
Mr. Tiger. Ohhh that brings back memories. The last time I had Frosted Flakes was when I was a little kid ... and that was the FIRST time I ever got car-sick (so maybe not the best memories) ... I'll be curious what you come up.
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March 29, 2016 at 9:15 PM
LOL! What a way to turn "Mr. Clovers" into a gangster ... it's like Family Guy humor, turning something sweet and innocent into something not meant for kids. Never was charmed by the marshmallow cereal ... felt like I was eating scoopfuls of candy in each bite ... sure is super witty, my friend. Might wanna be careful though (daddy Kellogg might be running you out of town) ...
Davey Avatar
March 31, 2016 at 4:10 PM
Daddy Kelogg can try! Don't know what made me come up with this one except that I myself never really cared for that cereal much myself. Glad you enjoyed it my friend! Next cereal character on my hit list is " They're Great!" Hmmmm not to sure of that Mr. Tiger! lol
Dietrich Avatar
March 25, 2016 at 8:18 PM
you have a great wit, Brian. I enjoyed this.
Davey Avatar
March 26, 2016 at 3:32 AM
Thanks Andrea I just love good ol' witty banter!
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