Loves Me Like a Politician

Sung to the great single: "Loves Me Like A Rock." from There Goes Rhymin' Simon. (1975.) (Half heard :) The camera's got to be rolling, man. It's got to be rolling... Gospel Chorus: “ Ahhwoo… Well, I'm running, yes I am. (Running, yes, he is!) And I'm asking all of you. (Asking all of you.) Now tell me, are you? ( Are you?) Are you better than you were before? (Much Bet-ter than before.) My opponent's had his chance. (He has had his chance.) And I'm here to tell you straight and true He's failed you. He's failed you. He'll stand there and say I'm wrong But you all know that I'm right (Yeahhh.) It's got to be so plain and simple That he's wrong. (Ohhh, he's wrongggg.) So, let me promise here and now (promise here and now.) That I'll do what I say I'll do. (Promise what I'll do.) For I tell you people, who does (Whooo.) Who does he think he's fooling? (Who does he think he's fooling?) He'll tell you everything he's done. (Everything he's done.) But if you care to look up his whole record There's just nothing. There's nothing. (AAAhhh...) He'll argue and scream and plead But you just know that he is wrong. ( Ahhhh.) The facts and figures tell his story. That's he's just wronggg. (He’s wrong, he’s wrong.) And if I should be elected now. (Yes, elect him now.) The minute the people call my name. (People call my name.) You know that I hear you! (HEARRR.) Hear every word you're saying! (Hear every word you say!) Just ask for anything you want! (Anything you want!) Because I'm just a town hall a-way from you. I hear you! I hear you! ( Yeahhh!) I'm eager to preen and please Because you know.. I'm here for you! (Yeahhhh.) I represent the people truly, I hear you! (Hears you, yes, he does.) You all must know that I can hear you! 3x (Hears you, yes, he does!) 3x Hear you every day and night now. Hear you, yes I do! (Oh yes, he does!) (Repeat in staggered cadence and FADE OUT.) (Insert Howard Dean yelp or yelps here!) Hear you, yes I do! Hear you, yes I do! Whoop! Hear you every night and day, now, hear you! Yes I do! (Repeat and FADE OUT :)