Lovella Gets Her Way
Lovella Gets Her Way
By Elton Camp
In the bathroom, Lovella angrily did frown
Her husband hadn’t left the toilet seat down
“I’d think you’d have more care than this.
Why don’t you lower the lid after you piss?”
Hubby responded, “There’s no reason I can see
Why you shouldn’t leave the seat up for me.”
“That just because you think that it’s fun
When I splash into the bowl of the john.”
“Then why don’t you look before you sit?”
That wouldn’t hurt you even a little bit.”
No logical answer could Lovella make
So ‘twas action to get her way she did take
Lovella firmly chained the seat to the floor
So that it could then be left up, nevermore
The next time after her husband had pissed
Lovella found that the bowl he had missed
But she again failed to look before she sat
But found it was wet immediately after that
She quickly took bolt cutters to the chain
She preferred that up the seat should remain
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2012
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