Lovella Gets Her Way

Lovella Gets Her Way

By Elton Camp

In the bathroom, Lovella angrily did frown
Her husband hadn’t left the toilet seat down

“I’d think you’d have more care than this.
Why don’t you lower the lid after you piss?”

Hubby responded, “There’s no reason I can see
Why you shouldn’t leave the seat up for me.”

“That just because you think that it’s fun
When I splash into the bowl of the john.”

“Then why don’t you look before you sit?”
That wouldn’t hurt you even a little bit.”

No logical answer could Lovella make
So ‘twas action to get her way she did take

Lovella firmly chained the seat to the floor
So that it could then be left up, nevermore

The next time after her husband had pissed
Lovella found that the bowl he had missed

But she again failed to look before she sat
But found it was wet immediately after that

She quickly took bolt cutters to the chain
She preferred that up the seat should remain
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 1/25/2012 6:34:00 AM
lol :) :) :) always gets hers way..?..!...?...oxox love Anne-Lise
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Date: 1/25/2012 9:20:00 AM
LOL, this one was a bit crude and I felt bad about it, but it was an idea inspired by the recent visit of an unmarried brother-in-law who always leaves the seat up. My wife was outraged when she sat into the toilet bowl. I have suggested he use the toilet in the den, but he goes into our master bath most of the time. Elton
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