Lovella Gets Her Way

Lovella Gets Her Way By Elton Camp In the bathroom, Lovella angrily did frown Her husband hadn’t left the toilet seat down “I’d think you’d have more care than this. Why don’t you lower the lid after you piss?” Hubby responded, “There’s no reason I can see Why you shouldn’t leave the seat up for me.” “That just because you think that it’s fun When I splash into the bowl of the john.” “Then why don’t you look before you sit?” That wouldn’t hurt you even a little bit.” No logical answer could Lovella make So ‘twas action to get her way she did take Lovella firmly chained the seat to the floor So that it could then be left up, nevermore The next time after her husband had pissed Lovella found that the bowl he had missed But she again failed to look before she sat But found it was wet immediately after that She quickly took bolt cutters to the chain She preferred that up the seat should remain