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Love Thy Neighbour

My neighbour out searching for conkers
Is blessed with incredible honkers
But when she bends down
All the housewives frown
Where to look drives their husband bonkers!

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Valsa George

September 5, 2022 at 8:59 PM

Why should men's eyes wander to and fro and get stuck in'enclosed zones'? Quite funny. Enjoyed this, Rico

Caren Krutsinger

January 9, 2021 at 6:14 PM

It must be awful for those delicate husbands.

Rob Levasseur

January 9, 2021 at 11:08 AM

bahahahaha! Now this was funny.

Beryl Edmonds

January 8, 2021 at 4:35 PM

I guess the lady collecting conkers, Doesn't wear much to cover her honkers. It is no wonder, Why women ponder, What it is driving their husbands bonkers... Belle

Rico Leffanta

January 9, 2021 at 10:31 AM

An extraordinary number of men prefer the rear view, so the mind boggles between front, rear, and spouse! Aloha! Rico

Janice Canerdy

January 6, 2021 at 2:14 PM

Oh, my, those naughty, ogling men! Janice

Rico Leffanta

January 8, 2021 at 9:49 AM

Women not tainted by society nor civilisation ALWAYS have a look at what might be available! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie

January 5, 2021 at 4:22 PM

G’day Rico … and improves their eyesight by a hundred percent - chuckling Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

January 6, 2021 at 10:16 AM

Ophthalmologist recommended daily exercise because it includes checking to see if the wife is checking to see if one is looking where one should not! Aloha! Rico