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Love Thy Neighbour

My neighbour out searching for conkers
Is blessed with incredible honkers
But when she bends down
All the housewives frown
Where to look drives their husband bonkers!

Copyright © Rico Leffanta | Year Posted 2021

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Valsa George Date: 9/5/2022 8:59:00 PM Why should men's eyes wander to and fro and get stuck in'enclosed zones'? Quite funny. Enjoyed this, Rico Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 1/9/2021 6:14:00 PM It must be awful for those delicate husbands. Login to Reply

Rob Levasseur Date: 1/9/2021 11:08:00 AM bahahahaha! Now this was funny. Login to Reply

Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/8/2021 4:35:00 PM I guess the lady collecting conkers, Doesn't wear much to cover her honkers. It is no wonder, Why women ponder, What it is driving their husbands bonkers... Belle Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 1/9/2021 10:31:00 AM An extraordinary number of men prefer the rear view, so the mind boggles between front, rear, and spouse! Aloha! Rico

Janice Canerdy Date: 1/6/2021 2:14:00 PM Oh, my, those naughty, ogling men! Janice Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 1/8/2021 9:49:00 AM Women not tainted by society nor civilisation ALWAYS have a look at what might be available! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/5/2021 4:22:00 PM G’day Rico … and improves their eyesight by a hundred percent - chuckling Rico - Lindsay Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 1/6/2021 10:16:00 AM Ophthalmologist recommended daily exercise because it includes checking to see if the wife is checking to see if one is looking where one should not! Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf Date: 1/5/2021 3:26:00 PM Pretty funny there, Rico. Sounds she can get her 'conkers' from multiple sources. lol. :) gw Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 1/6/2021 10:14:00 AM The British call horse chestnuts, "conkers", possibly as a consequence of getting one's nuts on a chest is a form of conquest? Aloha! Rico

Eve Roper Date: 1/5/2021 2:45:00 PM Hahaha, Rico, oh, and I am not at Trump supporter. Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 1/6/2021 10:17:00 AM That jock is strapped! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison Date: 1/5/2021 1:05:00 PM omg love it love it love it - we will never trying to stop those frowns from turning upside down - write on Rico:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 1/6/2021 10:08:00 AM Mahalo, Jan! As you know, men are so easily confused! Aloha! Rico