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Love Thy Neighbour

My neighbour out searching for conkers Is blessed with incredible honkers But when she bends down All the housewives frown Where to look drives their husband bonkers!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 9/5/2022 8:59:00 PM
Why should men's eyes wander to and fro and get stuck in'enclosed zones'? Quite funny. Enjoyed this, Rico
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Date: 1/9/2021 6:14:00 PM
It must be awful for those delicate husbands.
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Date: 1/9/2021 11:08:00 AM
bahahahaha! Now this was funny.
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Date: 1/8/2021 4:35:00 PM
I guess the lady collecting conkers, Doesn't wear much to cover her honkers. It is no wonder, Why women ponder, What it is driving their husbands bonkers... Belle
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Date: 1/9/2021 10:31:00 AM
An extraordinary number of men prefer the rear view, so the mind boggles between front, rear, and spouse! Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/6/2021 2:14:00 PM
Oh, my, those naughty, ogling men! Janice
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/8/2021 9:49:00 AM
Women not tainted by society nor civilisation ALWAYS have a look at what might be available! Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/5/2021 4:22:00 PM
G’day Rico … and improves their eyesight by a hundred percent - chuckling Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/6/2021 10:16:00 AM
Ophthalmologist recommended daily exercise because it includes checking to see if the wife is checking to see if one is looking where one should not! Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/5/2021 3:26:00 PM
Pretty funny there, Rico. Sounds she can get her 'conkers' from multiple sources. lol. :) gw
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/6/2021 10:14:00 AM
The British call horse chestnuts, "conkers", possibly as a consequence of getting one's nuts on a chest is a form of conquest? Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/5/2021 2:45:00 PM
Hahaha, Rico, oh, and I am not at Trump supporter.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/6/2021 10:17:00 AM
That jock is strapped! Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/5/2021 1:05:00 PM
omg love it love it love it - we will never trying to stop those frowns from turning upside down - write on Rico:-) hugs jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/6/2021 10:08:00 AM
Mahalo, Jan! As you know, men are so easily confused! Aloha! Rico

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