Lots of Channels

Television sure has changed a lot Since the days of just three channels We didn't even have a remote Now they have fourteen panels! A channel shows what's on the others It's a channel of channels of sorts Channels for cooking, and movies Lots of channels for lots of sports Reports of the sports that are over Music if you're over a sport Watch criminals get arrested Then watch them contested in court! There's an Origami channel But it's paper view only, I hear Cartoons not just on Saturday But on every day of the year! There's a commercial only channel That's one I'd turn off in a blink A channel to watch a calf be born Not as delicate, as you might think! So many channels to look through I get a headache with my face red After a while, I throw up my hands And play a video game instead!