Lost Myself In Mexico

Well, I jumped across the earth to the other side and found myself in a place called Mexico I wanted to home so I told them lies about what I thought how much I hated it here I left my green card in my passport and I left my passport alone at home So I walked to a bar in a place called Mort and I had whatever they gave to me I woke up later with some energy So I walked down to the beach to swim it off it was getting dark and I lost all since of me at last request I stayed the night with ?Maria? I spent day two ATVing down the drive and spent my money on a donkey I got bit by a rattlesnake on the ride no one helped me but I stayed alive I limped to the nearest shelter and I drank some more anyway until someone screamed to go help her as I turned around to see a dying girl I gave her a hand and we fell in love I still can't explain how it pulled it off or what she was dying from- some-thing? we slept on the couch of the bartenders club In the morning we ran away to find another job to pay for my trip home in May and all my boss had to say... was: How was your stay in Mexico? and I spoke very softly in spanish I never knew "Nunca encontré un Taco Bell" And that's the story of what I went through