Look But Don'T Touch

Watch out for a pervert named Jack.
He cannot keep his hands off a rack.
The rule goes as such,
you can look but don't touch
and beware of husbands on attack.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 6/13/2012 7:27:00 AM
Rhonda congrats on your win..David
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Date: 6/13/2012 1:50:00 AM
Love this funny piece. Congrats..:) Jag
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Date: 6/12/2012 8:20:00 PM
Good one, Rhonda. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 6/12/2012 7:20:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Rhonda. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/11/2012 9:38:00 PM
VERY nicely done and won, Rhonda. I like yours MUCHO
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Date: 6/11/2012 6:35:00 PM
Congrats, Rhonda. Nice going. Great job. Kudos. hugs, Ralph
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Date: 6/11/2012 6:08:00 PM
Laughing still. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 6/11/2012 1:57:00 PM
Congrats Rhonda! :) Gwendolen
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Date: 6/11/2012 12:39:00 PM
RHONDA, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK,,, XOX~PD
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Date: 6/7/2012 8:50:00 PM
WAHOO, man that is a funny one. Thanks for the mom advice! I've enrolled her in a cooperative preschool for fall and we are both looking forward to it. I will be assisting in the room once a month, so I'll be getting a few hours a week to myself, to clean and just "be." She's so ready for the experience and I think of all the positive things you said about your son's preschool... it really inspired me. I sent you a soup mail. Hope it was okay? Planning to send another shortly. HUGS!!
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Date: 6/6/2012 4:48:00 PM
Rhonda, lol, maybe limericks are not fun for young ones.. your very entertaining,..pd
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Date: 6/6/2012 8:41:00 AM
You sure are coming along with these awesome limericks Rhonda! I am enjoying each one better and better as they come along! This is a glorious and spectacular write my friend! Great Work!!
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Date: 6/6/2012 7:04:00 AM
Love to read limericks - keep them coming. Mike
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Date: 6/6/2012 3:37:00 AM
A serious message for the souls whose hands follow their eyes commands ! Stern write dear poet ! Have a wonderful week Rhonda....much love, james
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Date: 6/6/2012 3:29:00 AM
Take care of Jack....Rhonda! - ...lol... - oxox Anne-Lise
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Date: 6/6/2012 2:30:00 AM
LOL VERY FUNNY!!HAHAHA
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Date: 6/6/2012 2:10:00 AM
Rhonda, all of the 'Jack's' will now be saying 'why me'? love it..David
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