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Logistics - A parody of a certain delivery company's television advert, to the tune That's Amore

Yes we don’t give a toss, If your package is lost, That’s logistics, If it’s broken or bent, Or has multiple dents, That’s logistics, If it’s fragile and breaks, It was not our mistake, That’s logistics, Well you were not at home, So we sent it to Rome, That’s logistics! So incredibly late, That it’s gone out of date, That’s logistics, We don’t know where it went, Are you sure it was sent? That’s logistics, Your parcels we’ll stash, But we’ll still take your cash, That’s logistics, What an item on time?! Oh no wait, it’s not mine, That’s logistics!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Date: 10/27/2012 6:06:00 AM
Very cleverly written dear Sharon! Sang along in my Deano voice as I read it! LOL Big hugs, Jack
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Date: 10/15/2012 7:55:00 AM
lol! so funny! I love your sense of humor :) I can definitely hear it in my head...awesome...fav poet
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Date: 10/15/2012 4:28:00 AM
Very nicely done Sharon! It's amazing the disclaimer clauses companies get away with. You've got the 'logistics' part very well.
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Date: 10/14/2012 6:31:00 PM
Got a big chuckle out of this one dear Sharon! And it rang Terry's bell as well... what more could you ask@ LOL
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Date: 10/14/2012 4:00:00 PM
Very funny piece! For me it rand the Bell... Terry
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