Little Red Riding Hood's Final Stroll

Twas the darkest of nights in the prarie woodland
Little Red Riding Hood walked the raven strand

A steamy fog cut through the bleary bog
The rancid odor of vaporous springs did the air clog
A venomous frog full of spite sat on a jagged log
Vampire bats with their ebony capes the putrid air did flog

A Hoot owl from overhead bellowed out a dolesome refrain
Sprightly shadows followed forming a loathsome train
Every few seconds, an eery howl filled the air with a portentous 
strain
Creepy, crawling insects fiddled a tune of disdain

Little Red Riding Hood's heels became mired in the porous, sandy 
soil
Discarding her sandals, she screeched; slimy leeches clasped each, 
bleached sole
Thirsty, Vampire bats veered all about seeking her virgin blood to 
spoil
Frightened to her wits' end, she sat down on a log to weigh her 
dreary toll

Unbeknownst to her, the spiteful toad for a wary companion did 
troll
Taking aim, that malicious toad took a gleeful caper landing on her 
facial mole
Discharging his vitriolic potion, Little Red Riding Hood screamed as 
the pain through her blanched tissue did roll
A minute later, her callous mole was transformed into a pusy, 
seething boil

Leaping from her bartered stool, she ran into the foreboding wood
Her homely cape snagged on an extended limb and from her 
fragile arm  spilt blood
The whiff of fresh, warm blood was immediately sensed by a wolf 
pack brood
Hearing the howling pack approaching, she froze right where she 
stood

Remembering Grandmother's wise advice, she climbed the nearest 
tree
Not realizing therein lay a poisonous snake perched so sprightly
Arriving on the scene first, the Druid lapped up the trail of blood 
that gushed from her wound so freely
To placate the menacing brood, she tossed down some of 
grandmother's crumpets briskly

A second later, the coiled up snake lunged at its helpless target 
with lightning speed 
Alarmed, Little Red Riding Hood whirled about wrapping around her 
the flailing snake like a nimble reed
Losing her balance, she fell headlong into the hungry jaws of 
gluttonous greed
That ravenous brood lapped up the crumpets, diced up the snake, 
and did the nimble limbs of Little Red Riding Hood knead

A word of caution to every rambling, ambling tite
If ever you venture into the perilous copse at night
Beware of the spiteful vermin that scour and stalk with stealthy 
might
And never from the beaten trail stray or malicious malcontents will 
your innocence spite
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Wesley Avatar
July 18, 2011 at 5:32 PM
What a spooky story told with all the wild pictures for the mind! :)
Dietrich Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 8:36 PM
Congratulations on your win in the humor contest , Stephen!
Dailey Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 12:44 PM
What detail - what a sick imagination. congrats on the win, Mike
Warden Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 7:46 AM
congrats on your win,Stephen.
Mehta Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 7:18 AM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., Stephen
Dufresne Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 5:08 AM
well not the lil red riding hood I remember and it's a good thing or ida flunked literature ... woops oh yeah I did anyway congrats to you on this intricate detailed poe type poem winning in the contest , Stephen!
Brown Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 5:05 AM
Congratulations Stephen on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol
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July 14, 2011 at 10:18 PM
S.P., Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d
K. Avatar
July 14, 2011 at 9:30 PM
Whoa, this sure is one unique version of Red Riding Hood! Very creative write here, Stephen! Congrats on your win :D
Sweetheart Avatar
July 14, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Congrats Stephen on your great win in funny poem contest with this hilareous piece luv..
Brown Avatar
July 13, 2011 at 6:05 AM
Good morning and thank you for sharing your poetry with us Stephen. I have enjoyed reading your fascinating writing today and will be back again soon to read more. May you have a most wonderful day filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
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