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Litterally Absurd

A dog by the side of the road Whelped out her cute little load A copper who saw Reeled off the law Cited for littering I’m told

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/27/2017 6:30:00 AM
Clever !!! and Fun !!!
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/28/2017 9:33:00 AM
hehe, Thank you Jerry!
Date: 8/23/2017 7:34:00 AM
Brilliant Limerick Dean, great pic, love springer spaniels. :))
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/23/2017 7:53:00 AM
Thanks Roy! We share that love for springer spaniels. I used to breed them. Great dogs!
Date: 8/22/2017 5:54:00 PM
OMG, you are SO good at these!!! I wrote one of the animal poems last night and felt so stupid. I simply could not think of anything very funny to say. It took me an hour to write four simple lines and still was not nearly as good as this limerick (I did not post it yet).
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/22/2017 6:01:00 PM
I'm flattered Andrea. Simple and funny is sort of my strength. Deep and flowery, not so much. Glad you liked it, can't wait to read you animal nonsense poem. I have a feeling it is better than you let on. Also, from a few of your comments I am guessing you and I are in the same neck of the woods. Regards, Dean
Date: 8/22/2017 5:54:00 PM
About the last part of my Spain poem, yes, that was a heartbreaking day for me leaving Spain behind, and I am sad that I never found out what happened to eduardo.
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Date: 8/22/2017 10:02:00 AM
After laughing at your ingenious write, and reading the comments, I've decided to give you and Tim kudos. You for the brilliant limerick, and Tim for the best dog gone comment I'll probably ever see.
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/22/2017 10:15:00 AM
hehe, Yes, a great come back from Tim. Thanks Lin!
Date: 8/22/2017 9:51:00 AM
Oh my! Now that is creative Dean! :)
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/22/2017 10:14:00 AM
Thanks Heidi! Glad you enjoyed it!
Date: 8/22/2017 9:50:00 AM
Haha....dog gone brilliant
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Tim Smith
Date: 8/22/2017 10:29:00 AM
This deserves to be a favorite
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/22/2017 10:14:00 AM
Oh come on! Dog-gone-it you're stealing my thunder! hehe. Great comment.
Date: 8/22/2017 9:28:00 AM
Ha ha ha. Very funny!
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