Lines To Live By Thanks M W

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. Every woman knows, an ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. When they say boldly go where no man's gone before, they don't mean the kitchen. Honey when I said I wanted something to hang my hat on I didn't mean THAT! Any port in a storm is a good way to divorce court dearie! Titillating is not an excuse for going to girlie bars. Anyone got a buck I could sure use one? Grab a piece of **** will you, it may be the last thing you ever grab. **** retentive? You don't say! Lip service now there's a concept..... *Listen for the drum roll!