Limericks - Slightly Bawdy
Limericks – slightly bawdy
It seemed to her in the past
he’d always finished too fast
and so she said whoa
ya gotta go slower
and allow the first to be last.
On a double date in a Mini
there was little chance to get any
the quarters were tight
so they spent the night
exchanging their thoughts for a penny
It was rumored she wore a toupee
to cover what she shaved each day
until things got heady
and she was quite ready
then she threw the damn thing away.
John G. Lawless
©12/17/2019
Copyright © John Lawless | Year Posted 2019
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