Limerick Crochetes: Once Cheerful Alzheimer Motorist

Limerick crochetés: Once cheerful Alzheimer motorist

Once cheerful Alzheimer motorist 
Drove stolen car on a real tight fist
Drank oil at petrol pump
Bought used golf balls from Trump
Got called to White House as Chief Theorist

First advice he forgot to give Chief
“Show House anagram on handkerchief!”
Got kicked upstairs to roof
To count suns water-proof
Saw shooting stars making much mischief

Forgot to keep his mouth right tight shut
Five gallons of oil came rushing out
All West Wing caught fire
Also Code Nuclear
Kim Jong Un lit cigars in a fit !

(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2017
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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