Limerick Crochet: Once Swiss Miss Wanted To Make Cake With Cheese

Limerick: Once Miss Swiss wanted to make cake with cheese Once Miss Swiss wanted to make cake with cheese So she bought a cow, a dog and some geese. The dog ate the gander Geese laid no eggs for her, So she locked the cow up in the deep freeze. She called up her cousin in the French Alps Through melodious yodeling yelps. French cousine long in bed Kept boiling her own blood, So she blew the long mountain horn for help(s). Her cousine germaine, a stout dairy maid Answered her urgent melodic raid: “Put the dog in manger, Let cow sup in anger!” Eh presto! Milk turned to holed-cheese sans aid! © T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013