Limerick Contest

Bill's Bill


Throughout the land old Billy did strut
on a search for a certain fine butt
Susanna strolled by
and captured Bill's eye
but he tripped when pulled in his gut

Sue laughed at the extent of his plight
before sensing that all was not right
blood smeared on his cheek
his outcome looked bleak
he'd be alone again on this night

He was surprised when Suzy stood still
flashing him her twin mountainous hills
he reached for her rear
a smirk did appear
until he saw the enormous bill
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Dietrich Avatar
June 21, 2017 at 10:51 PM
congrats on your awesome win, Tim.
May Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 9:33 PM
Congrats on your win Tim
Roper Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 8:56 PM
Congrats on your win, Tim.~*
Cozart Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 4:43 PM
Very funny, Tim. Congrats on your win.
Allison Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 4:18 PM
Absolutely hilarious Tim!!!Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Y. Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 12:31 PM
Lol! Tim, you've penned a good string of limericks. I'm sure I will see you in the winner's circle. I wish you the best of luck in the contest :-) Alexis
White Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 8:59 AM
Ahahahaha, even I understood that LOL Tim. Good luck in the contest.
Chansarkar Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 8:19 AM
haha, this is hilarious,Tim!
Green Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 7:17 AM
Mountain climbing is an expensive sport, that's for sure. :) Really funny Tim. Best wishes in the contest
Chircop Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 6:08 AM
That was quite an ending.. lol.....Bill was caught between the mountain peaks valley of death or debt so it seems...Hilarious Tim Tim.
Coreggia Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 5:47 AM
Thanks for having me start the day with a good laugh Tim. It looks like a winner:) Amitiés
Wolf Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 11:11 PM
Hahaha, Love em, Tim! Definitely up there!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 9:50 PM
Cheeky! ;D xomo
Roper Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Awesome, Tim, a winner already :-)
Vaso Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 7:04 PM
Thats so funny!!!!!!! :)
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