Limerick Contest

Bill's Bill Throughout the land old Billy did strut on a search for a certain fine butt Susanna strolled by and captured Bill's eye but he tripped when pulled in his gut Sue laughed at the extent of his plight before sensing that all was not right blood smeared on his cheek his outcome looked bleak he'd be alone again on this night He was surprised when Suzy stood still flashing him her twin mountainous hills he reached for her rear a smirk did appear until he saw the enormous bill