Limerick

Andrea went to a rave
and fell into a gigalos grave
She said, He looks freakin disgusting
but he only wants dusting
and think of the money i'll save

Limerick contest
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Andrea Dietrich.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 3/29/2014 9:37:00 PM
Hey I never saw this one before. How cool. But I am glad it was your other one you put in my contest because that one had a better meter!
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Darren Watson
Date: 3/29/2014 9:49:00 PM
Thank you Andrea , I write for fun and enter contests for the same reason , Hoping to improve as I go . Just being allowed to take part is a victory for me.
Date: 3/13/2014 11:29:00 AM
Ah - Tis the Irish with the wit and humor. love this, Kathy
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Darren Watson
Date: 3/13/2014 1:54:00 PM
Lol Thanks Kathy . The Irish love to give us English people some stick but all credit to them . They give it and take it , Not many can do that these days .
Date: 3/11/2014 6:05:00 AM
GOOD ONE!!! HA HA! Go tickling her funny bone with that one, Darren!
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Darren Watson
Date: 3/11/2014 9:03:00 PM
She loves a laugh so I'm hoping but if not i'll blame Tim , lol
Date: 3/10/2014 5:20:00 PM
Good one funny man . I see you are sucking up to Andrea...haha
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 3/11/2014 9:10:00 PM
So.....that's the trick, eh??? Good luck....I wrote something.....maybe I'll give her TWO apples....
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Darren Watson
Date: 3/11/2014 3:21:00 AM
Merely my apple for teacher Tim. Lol
Date: 3/10/2014 4:24:00 PM
Haha..Entertaining and humorous limerick !!!Charma : )
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Darren Watson
Date: 3/10/2014 4:32:00 PM
Charmain, Now there is a name I can play with, lol Thank you.
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