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Life With Trump I

It's bullies Melania fights The big one is now in her sights If Donald should stray His schlong she will flay And not even give him last rites

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Terry O'Leary

Date: 3/9/2017 4:23:00 PM

;-)) Funny!! I see you've done a whole slew of... read on! Terry

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/20/2017 7:33:00 PM

Thanks Terry. I appreciate your sense of humor very much. You are a wonderful poet!!

Debbie Duncan

Date: 2/24/2017 10:44:00 PM

This is too funny. I see you came by my Illusions poem, thank you. How are you ? I wanted to post a new poem before I came by to say hello :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/25/2017 5:54:00 AM

Debbie, I am fine. Just watching and commenting on things, and trying to make a bit of difference in my local sphere. BTW, I absolutely loved the poem you posted. You have such a way with words, and are one of the unique and wonderful poets on this site. What a sincere pleasure it is to communicate with you. I sincerely hope you and your family are well.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 2/18/2017 8:13:00 AM

This brought a smile.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/20/2017 9:08:00 AM

During the campaign she said she would make fighting bullying her work as First Lady. I don't think she understands what a bully is.

Debbie Duncan

Date: 11/29/2016 6:49:00 PM

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/4/2016 7:12:00 PM

I heard she is not really that bright. It's absolutely incredible to me that she says she will make her focus as a first lady to fight bullying. She should be an expert based on who she is married to.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/19/2016 1:44:00 PM

- Well done, Duke :) - hugs

Duke Beaufort
Date: 11/21/2016 5:59:00 AM

Thank-you. You are a lump of sugar in this place.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/12/2016 8:53:00 PM

hahaaha, She is too stupid to see what is already beneath her own nose! Good one, Duke. Wish I could see them all but I'm in a rush. Let me check just one more.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 11/21/2016 5:52:00 AM

Yes. She and the DNC had some kind of a deal going--either that or it was filled with people who were convinced she could win. They forgot there is a system and voting. In any case, we now have something in store which is shall we say may be--quite bad for the long haul.

Jan Allison

Date: 11/9/2016 4:05:00 PM

Please can I add this one to the collaboration Duke :-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort
Date: 11/11/2016 11:00:00 AM

Yes, of course you can. No need to even ask. Hope you are well.

J.W. Earnings

Date: 11/9/2016 4:03:00 PM

Good limerick! :) You write awesomely.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 11/11/2016 9:58:00 AM

How have you been, sir? Thank-you so much. It's just too much. They have the nerve to have her say that she will make it her task as First Lady to fight bullying? OMG, her husband threatens and bullies people on a regular basis. It's all too crazy.

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 11/9/2016 3:38:00 PM

It's a crazy time to be alive, Duke. I appreciate your limericks. Hope you are doing well - thinking about ya, and sending you good vibes. Always, Laura

Duke Beaufort
Date: 11/9/2016 3:40:00 PM

That is truly kind of you. I am not bad, just busy. So, it is a pleasure to get this comment. I hope you are well. I'll check out some of your work shortly. CIAO!