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Life With Trump I

It's bullies Melania fights
The big one is now in her sights
If Donald should stray
His schlong she will flay
And not even give him last rites

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Terry O'Leary

March 9, 2017 at 4:23 PM

;-)) Funny!! I see you've done a whole slew of... read on! Terry

Duke Beaufort

March 20, 2017 at 7:33 PM

Thanks Terry. I appreciate your sense of humor very much. You are a wonderful poet!!

Debbie Duncan

February 24, 2017 at 10:44 PM

This is too funny. I see you came by my Illusions poem, thank you. How are you ? I wanted to post a new poem before I came by to say hello :)

Duke Beaufort

February 25, 2017 at 5:54 AM

Debbie, I am fine. Just watching and commenting on things, and trying to make a bit of difference in my local sphere. BTW, I absolutely loved the poem you posted. You have such a way with words, and are one of the unique and wonderful poets on this site. What a sincere pleasure it is to communicate with you. I sincerely hope you and your family are well.

Richard Lamoureux

February 18, 2017 at 8:13 AM

This brought a smile.

Duke Beaufort

February 20, 2017 at 9:08 AM

During the campaign she said she would make fighting bullying her work as First Lady. I don't think she understands what a bully is.

Debbie Duncan

November 29, 2016 at 6:49 PM

Duke Beaufort

December 4, 2016 at 7:12 PM

I heard she is not really that bright. It's absolutely incredible to me that she says she will make her focus as a first lady to fight bullying. She should be an expert based on who she is married to.

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 19, 2016 at 1:44 PM

- Well done, Duke :) - hugs

Duke Beaufort

November 21, 2016 at 5:59 AM

Thank-you. You are a lump of sugar in this place.

Andrea Dietrich

November 12, 2016 at 8:53 PM

hahaaha, She is too stupid to see what is already beneath her own nose! Good one, Duke. Wish I could see them all but I'm in a rush. Let me check just one more.

Duke Beaufort

November 21, 2016 at 5:52 AM

Yes. She and the DNC had some kind of a deal going--either that or it was filled with people who were convinced she could win. They forgot there is a system and voting. In any case, we now have something in store which is shall we say may be--quite bad for the long haul.

Jan Allison

November 9, 2016 at 4:05 PM

Please can I add this one to the collaboration Duke :-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

November 11, 2016 at 11:00 AM

Yes, of course you can. No need to even ask. Hope you are well.

David William Breidenthal

November 9, 2016 at 4:03 PM

Good limerick! :) You write awesomely.

Duke Beaufort

November 11, 2016 at 9:58 AM

How have you been, sir? Thank-you so much. It's just too much. They have the nerve to have her say that she will make it her task as First Lady to fight bullying? OMG, her husband threatens and bullies people on a regular basis. It's all too crazy.

Laura Breidenthal

November 9, 2016 at 3:38 PM

It's a crazy time to be alive, Duke. I appreciate your limericks. Hope you are doing well - thinking about ya, and sending you good vibes. Always, Laura

Duke Beaufort

November 9, 2016 at 3:40 PM

That is truly kind of you. I am not bad, just busy. So, it is a pleasure to get this comment. I hope you are well. I'll check out some of your work shortly. CIAO!

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