Jan Allison Poet Free verse

Lettuce Eat

It’s half pasta ate won chilli winter’s knight sew we staid in cider
Eye maid sum doe four my bred
Aye got in a pickle with sum flower, but I donut carrot all 
Eye'd ewes plane knot self raisin flower
Witch meant my doe wood knot rise
My butter half is always wanton moor meet
He should be grapeful eye feed him eggcellent meals
Men can bee sew shelfish!

I’ve had to prawn my chocolate coins to feed my honey
Eye got sum cheep wild bore it was reduced and knot deer, it costa won penne
He says he wood help me cook but there isn’t mushroom in the kitchen
He’s always beefing about and deserves a roasting for his waffle
Butt when he says aye look radishing and sofishticated
Aye have to curry on as eye love him  berry much
He’s bean sew suite toddy, he’ll be after a pizza the action later…
He butternut squash me, Oreo he will be mincemeat!

Food fight Contest 
Sponsored by Viv Wigley

02-12-17

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Line Gauthier January 2, 2018 at 1:54 PM Congrats on your win, Jan. Jan Allison January 2, 2018 at 5:33 PM Thanks so much Line:-) hugs jan xx

Rhoda Tripp December 30, 2017 at 1:15 AM Congratulations, Jan Jan Allison December 30, 2017 at 3:27 AM Thanks Rhoda:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 29, 2017 at 4:29 PM Jan, your poem is , as Sandra says, OUTSTANDING, I just love it. Congrats and a soupmail for you Jan Allison December 30, 2017 at 3:27 AM Thanks Andrea I am delighted to be on the list:-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight December 29, 2017 at 3:41 PM Outstanding, as usual, Jan! Love your poem! Congrats on your fine placement on such a short list! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison December 30, 2017 at 3:25 AM Thanks Sandra I had such fun with this theme I am honoured to be on the list:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus December 29, 2017 at 1:16 PM Wow...this is great stuff, Jan!! I was very much entertained, and I'm still giggling silly! ~ Congratulations on this fine win! Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 29, 2017 at 1:26 PM Glad I made you smile Paul:-) I was delighted to be on the winner's list:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile December 29, 2017 at 6:07 AM Congratulations to you Jan, love the butternut squash me, too funny!!!xxoo Jan Allison December 29, 2017 at 6:09 AM Cheers Mike I has such fun with this one! - your title was hilarious and the rest of the poem was superb a very worthy top place my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May December 29, 2017 at 4:33 AM Glad to see this one on the list Jan...Congrats on your win Jan Allison December 29, 2017 at 4:51 AM Thanks Jospeh I was glad to be on the short winners list:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray December 29, 2017 at 4:17 AM I'm sure he enjoyed that pizza Jan. Well done. Jan Allison December 29, 2017 at 4:19 AM lol thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley December 29, 2017 at 1:38 AM Congrats, Jan, I hadn't pegged this as one of yours, but a pleasant surprise to see you in the winner's paddock. Viv x Jan Allison December 29, 2017 at 3:33 AM aww thanks Mr Viv I had SUCH fun with this one my fave line is 'Men can bee sew shelfish!' it makes me lol:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe December 5, 2017 at 8:40 AM what a fun poem, Jan. I had to read it out loud to get all the puns. Good luck in the contest. Jan Allison December 5, 2017 at 11:59 AM It's more easy to understand when it's read... maybe I should add audio:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper December 3, 2017 at 9:26 PM This is hilarious, Jan. Luck in the contest Jan Allison December 4, 2017 at 8:17 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May December 3, 2017 at 2:44 PM Hilarious Jan...enjoyed Jan Allison December 3, 2017 at 2:44 PM Glad it made you smile Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues December 3, 2017 at 12:27 PM Men can bee sew shelfish! This line tickled me! I can see you put a lot of hard work into this one! Jan Allison December 3, 2017 at 12:31 PM I had great fun with the contest theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi December 3, 2017 at 7:45 AM Very clever and unique, Jan! I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Jan Allison December 3, 2017 at 8:14 AM Thanks Ralph it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier December 2, 2017 at 9:08 PM Very clever, Jana. Congrats. Jan Allison December 3, 2017 at 8:13 AM Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Akkina Downing December 2, 2017 at 8:26 PM LOL! Ok this was a fun food fight. You did an amazing job on this Jan. Good luck in the contest... Hugs and smiles :) Jan Allison December 3, 2017 at 8:12 AM Thanks Akkina:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi December 2, 2017 at 6:22 PM Wow ... difficult and clever... lettuce Sail brate.... Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 6:28 PM lol thanks for that clever comment Pashang:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams December 2, 2017 at 4:45 PM OK! Well, you have to know I'm gonna love this! I agree men can be "shellfish"! As far as the ending, Red Fox used to say, "A gentleman always keeps at least half his weight on his elbows!! Great write! Best of luck..........80).....pat Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 4:49 PM ha ha ha love that comment Pat, i just hope Mr Viv likes it:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf December 2, 2017 at 3:57 PM Jan, this was clever and humorous. It’s a winner in my book. Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 4:07 PM Thanks John:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen December 2, 2017 at 12:59 PM - I would think you had fun with this, Jan :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 3:39 PM I did enjoy the challenge Anne Lise I needed to get my humurous muse back - I did a funeral poem and removed it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso December 2, 2017 at 10:36 AM LOL so funny!!!!! Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 12:19 PM Glad I made you smile am in need of humour at the moment have been silent and distracted of late lol:-) hugs Jan xx