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It’s half pasta ate won chilli winter’s knight sew we staid in cider Eye maid sum doe four my bred Aye got in a pickle with sum flower, but I donut carrot all Eye'd ewes plane knot self raisin flower Witch meant my doe wood knot rise My butter half is always wanton moor meet He should be grapeful eye feed him eggcellent meals Men can bee sew shelfish! I’ve had to prawn my chocolate coins to feed my honey Eye got sum cheep wild bore it was reduced and knot deer, it costa won penne He says he wood help me cook but there isn’t mushroom in the kitchen He’s always beefing about and deserves a roasting for his waffle Butt when he says aye look radishing and sofishticated Aye have to curry on as eye love him berry much He’s bean sew suite toddy, he’ll be after a pizza the action later… He butternut squash me, Oreo he will be mincemeat! Food fight Contest Sponsored by Viv Wigley 02-12-17

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Date: 1/2/2018 1:54:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Jan.
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2018 5:33:00 PM
Thanks so much Line:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/30/2017 1:15:00 AM
Congratulations, Jan
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 3:27:00 AM
Thanks Rhoda:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 4:29:00 PM
Jan, your poem is , as Sandra says, OUTSTANDING, I just love it. Congrats and a soupmail for you
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Date: 12/30/2017 3:27:00 AM
Thanks Andrea I am delighted to be on the list:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 3:41:00 PM
Outstanding, as usual, Jan! Love your poem! Congrats on your fine placement on such a short list! Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 12/30/2017 3:25:00 AM
Thanks Sandra I had such fun with this theme I am honoured to be on the list:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 1:16:00 PM
Wow...this is great stuff, Jan!! I was very much entertained, and I'm still giggling silly! ~ Congratulations on this fine win! Hugs // paul
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Date: 12/29/2017 1:26:00 PM
Glad I made you smile Paul:-) I was delighted to be on the winner's list:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 6:07:00 AM
Congratulations to you Jan, love the butternut squash me, too funny!!!xxoo
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2017 6:09:00 AM
Cheers Mike I has such fun with this one! - your title was hilarious and the rest of the poem was superb a very worthy top place my friend:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 4:33:00 AM
Glad to see this one on the list Jan...Congrats on your win
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Date: 12/29/2017 4:51:00 AM
Thanks Jospeh I was glad to be on the short winners list:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 4:17:00 AM
I'm sure he enjoyed that pizza Jan. Well done.
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Date: 12/29/2017 4:19:00 AM
lol thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2017 1:38:00 AM
Congrats, Jan, I hadn't pegged this as one of yours, but a pleasant surprise to see you in the winner's paddock. Viv x
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Date: 12/29/2017 3:33:00 AM
aww thanks Mr Viv I had SUCH fun with this one my fave line is 'Men can bee sew shelfish!' it makes me lol:-) :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/5/2017 8:40:00 AM
what a fun poem, Jan. I had to read it out loud to get all the puns. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 12/5/2017 11:59:00 AM
It's more easy to understand when it's read... maybe I should add audio:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/3/2017 9:26:00 PM
This is hilarious, Jan. Luck in the contest
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Date: 12/4/2017 8:17:00 AM
Thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/3/2017 2:44:00 PM
Hilarious Jan...enjoyed
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Date: 12/3/2017 2:44:00 PM
Glad it made you smile Joseph:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/3/2017 12:27:00 PM
Men can bee sew shelfish! This line tickled me! I can see you put a lot of hard work into this one!
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Date: 12/3/2017 12:31:00 PM
I had great fun with the contest theme:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/3/2017 7:45:00 AM
Very clever and unique, Jan! I wish you the best of luck in the contest.
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Date: 12/3/2017 8:14:00 AM
Thanks Ralph it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 9:08:00 PM
Very clever, Jana. Congrats.
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Date: 12/3/2017 8:13:00 AM
Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 8:26:00 PM
LOL! Ok this was a fun food fight. You did an amazing job on this Jan. Good luck in the contest... Hugs and smiles :)
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Date: 12/3/2017 8:12:00 AM
Thanks Akkina:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 6:22:00 PM
Wow ... difficult and clever... lettuce Sail brate....
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 6:28:00 PM
lol thanks for that clever comment Pashang:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 4:45:00 PM
OK! Well, you have to know I'm gonna love this! I agree men can be "shellfish"! As far as the ending, Red Fox used to say, "A gentleman always keeps at least half his weight on his elbows!! Great write! Best of luck..........80).....pat
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Date: 12/2/2017 4:49:00 PM
ha ha ha love that comment Pat, i just hope Mr Viv likes it:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 3:57:00 PM
Jan, this was clever and humorous. It’s a winner in my book.
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Date: 12/2/2017 4:07:00 PM
Thanks John:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 12:59:00 PM
- I would think you had fun with this, Jan :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/2/2017 3:39:00 PM
I did enjoy the challenge Anne Lise I needed to get my humurous muse back - I did a funeral poem and removed it lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2017 10:36:00 AM
LOL so funny!!!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 12:19:00 PM
Glad I made you smile am in need of humour at the moment have been silent and distracted of late lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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