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Lettuce Eat

It’s half pasta ate won chilli winter’s knight sew we staid in cider
Eye maid sum doe four my bred
Aye got in a pickle with sum flower, but I donut carrot all 
Eye'd ewes plane knot self raisin flower
Witch meant my doe wood knot rise
My butter half is always wanton moor meet
He should be grapeful eye feed him eggcellent meals
Men can bee sew shelfish!

I’ve had to prawn my chocolate coins to feed my honey
Eye got sum cheep wild bore it was reduced and knot deer, it costa won penne
He says he wood help me cook but there isn’t mushroom in the kitchen
He’s always beefing about and deserves a roasting for his waffle
Butt when he says aye look radishing and sofishticated
Aye have to curry on as eye love him  berry much
He’s bean sew suite toddy, he’ll be after a pizza the action later…
He butternut squash me, Oreo he will be mincemeat!

Food fight Contest 
Sponsored by Viv Wigley

02-12-17

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Line Gauthier

Date: 1/2/2018 1:54:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2018 5:33:00 PM

Thanks so much Line:-) hugs jan xx

Rhoda Tripp

Date: 12/30/2017 1:15:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 3:27:00 AM

Thanks Rhoda:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/29/2017 4:29:00 PM

Jan, your poem is , as Sandra says, OUTSTANDING, I just love it. Congrats and a soupmail for you

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 3:27:00 AM

Thanks Andrea I am delighted to be on the list:-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 12/29/2017 3:41:00 PM

Outstanding, as usual, Jan! Love your poem! Congrats on your fine placement on such a short list! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 3:25:00 AM

Thanks Sandra I had such fun with this theme I am honoured to be on the list:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/29/2017 1:16:00 PM

Wow...this is great stuff, Jan!! I was very much entertained, and I'm still giggling silly! ~ Congratulations on this fine win! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2017 1:26:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Paul:-) I was delighted to be on the winner's list:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/29/2017 6:07:00 AM

Congratulations to you Jan, love the butternut squash me, too funny!!!xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2017 6:09:00 AM

Cheers Mike I has such fun with this one! - your title was hilarious and the rest of the poem was superb a very worthy top place my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 12/29/2017 4:33:00 AM

Glad to see this one on the list Jan...Congrats on your win

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2017 4:51:00 AM

Thanks Jospeh I was glad to be on the short winners list:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 12/29/2017 4:17:00 AM

I'm sure he enjoyed that pizza Jan. Well done.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2017 4:19:00 AM

lol thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 12/29/2017 1:38:00 AM

Congrats, Jan, I hadn't pegged this as one of yours, but a pleasant surprise to see you in the winner's paddock. Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2017 3:33:00 AM

aww thanks Mr Viv I had SUCH fun with this one my fave line is 'Men can bee sew shelfish!' it makes me lol:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 12/5/2017 8:40:00 AM

what a fun poem, Jan. I had to read it out loud to get all the puns. Good luck in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2017 11:59:00 AM

It's more easy to understand when it's read... maybe I should add audio:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/3/2017 9:26:00 PM

This is hilarious, Jan. Luck in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2017 8:17:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 12/3/2017 2:44:00 PM

Hilarious Jan...enjoyed

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2017 2:44:00 PM

Glad it made you smile Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/3/2017 12:27:00 PM

Men can bee sew shelfish! This line tickled me! I can see you put a lot of hard work into this one!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2017 12:31:00 PM

I had great fun with the contest theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 12/3/2017 7:45:00 AM

Very clever and unique, Jan! I wish you the best of luck in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2017 8:14:00 AM

Thanks Ralph it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 12/2/2017 9:08:00 PM

Very clever, Jana. Congrats.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2017 8:13:00 AM

Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Akkina Downing

Date: 12/2/2017 8:26:00 PM

LOL! Ok this was a fun food fight. You did an amazing job on this Jan. Good luck in the contest... Hugs and smiles :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2017 8:12:00 AM

Thanks Akkina:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 12/2/2017 6:22:00 PM

Wow ... difficult and clever... lettuce Sail brate....

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 6:28:00 PM

lol thanks for that clever comment Pashang:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 12/2/2017 4:45:00 PM

OK! Well, you have to know I'm gonna love this! I agree men can be "shellfish"! As far as the ending, Red Fox used to say, "A gentleman always keeps at least half his weight on his elbows!! Great write! Best of luck..........80).....pat

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 4:49:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment Pat, i just hope Mr Viv likes it:-) hugs jan xx