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Lettin My Hair Down

I remember the days
When I tied my hair in a bun
Or let it blow in the wind
And glisten in the sun

 Some women envied me
Others admired  while others would  stare
And then there were those
That loved to run their fingers through my hair

But now the only hair I have 
Is around me bits
If only I could see it 
If it wasn’t for my stomach and my manly hanging t-ts

Tears roll from my eyes 
As I lay in bed whispering O’Lord
 I’m reminded by my bald globe 
 Squeaking against the headboard

So you may ask me  
How do I let my hair down
I pull it off me head  
And throw it to the ground

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 4/1/2015 2:06:00 AM
Growing old can be cruel Sidney, you made this old girl cry with laughter this morning. Kate.
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Date: 4/1/2015 2:02:00 AM
Growing old is cruel Sidney, you made this old girl cry with laughter this morning. Kate.
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Date: 7/5/2012 8:03:00 PM
Soupmail
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Date: 7/4/2012 9:19:00 AM
Maybe you have hair on your chest which might make up for lack elsewhere! Soup mail.
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Date: 6/29/2012 11:28:00 AM
Sidney congrats on your win, love this..David
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Date: 6/28/2012 7:29:00 PM
cute poem
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Date: 6/28/2012 2:41:00 PM
sidney, this is SO great. I love your style of humor. Sure wish i saw more of you here!! BIG congrats on a very well deserved win.
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Date: 6/27/2012 8:22:00 PM
Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/27/2012 8:06:00 PM
So glad your head is intact; we can live without hair but....! Soup mail>
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Date: 6/27/2012 11:37:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Sidney. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/27/2012 8:55:00 AM
Literal translation of this theme....and so well done! Congratulations!!!
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Date: 6/27/2012 8:07:00 AM
Funny poem (made up I hope...) Congrats...Terry
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Date: 6/27/2012 8:00:00 AM
super congrats Sid my luv on a fantastic win.. how r u?
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Date: 6/27/2012 1:19:00 AM
Love this, congratulations on your winning spot,and we will have a minutes silence for the loss of your locks xx
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Date: 6/26/2012 9:36:00 PM
LOL Humorus and fun read Sidney! Congratulations on your win! ~Trudy~
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Date: 6/26/2012 7:57:00 PM
Love that ending. Congratulations.
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Date: 6/23/2012 12:20:00 PM
So sorry! But a wonderful write! Tanya
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Date: 6/23/2012 6:27:00 AM
Lol..enjoyed this wonderful write, love elizabeth
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