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Lets All Embrace Big Boobs

She's quite a busty lady, this fact cannot be denied Tried to cover them up for years, her boobs shes tried to hide But with a new found confidence all this is in the past Shes got a brand new wardrobe gonna show em off at last Ladies embrace your curves and lets take the ogling men down a notch If they stare at your assets - smile sweetly and stare intently at their crotch! Jan Allison 4th May 2014

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Date: 7/28/2014 5:30:00 PM
Haha Oh I wish I had enough to flaunt, I did enjoy it when I was pregnant! Women are as guilty of crotch watching as men are at looking at breasts, so it is a fair trade. I enjoyed the poem very much :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/29/2014 7:20:00 PM
Cas I went up to a size 40 when I was pregnant - never again Lol you could see me come round the corner 5 minutes before the rest of me LOL. Hugs as ever Jan xxx
Date: 5/7/2014 5:01:00 PM
A little dose of tit for tat, eh? Pun intended. Last line, tag line was the cheery on top for me. Wonderful read...
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Date: 5/7/2014 5:05:00 PM
Thanks for the hilarious comment Robert. Hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/6/2014 2:15:00 PM
Confident and sassy , I love it.
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Date: 5/6/2014 2:22:00 PM
Thanks Darren Hugs as ever Jan xxx
Date: 5/6/2014 2:28:00 AM
awesome poem... made me laugh out loud... :P
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Date: 5/6/2014 7:43:00 AM
Thanks for dropping by Angie. Glad you enjoyed the poem. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/5/2014 4:38:00 PM
This is ever so funny Jan!! Thanks for the laugh:) In the meantime, on a more serious note, hope you're coping ok with family problems. cu // paul
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Date: 5/5/2014 4:41:00 PM
Oh Thanks so much Paul I'm glad i made you smile - just done bawdy limerick for Roy's contest - hope I've not made a boob in it LOL. We are at home now took mum to visit dad today - awaiting his test results tomorrow - got my wings crossed. Hugs and thanks for caring Jan xxxx
Date: 5/5/2014 2:02:00 AM
Weird comment maybe - I had a grandma (most fanstastic grandma a child can wish - wrote some poems about her too) and she was HUGE to me in every(!!) possible way. But that first close hug between....... For me as a little girl (the B B word was not invented(?) but surely 'suitable'.. although in those days widows wore black.. Enjoyed reading this hilarious rhyme. had a great time. .Dutch Greetings. Elly
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/5/2014 5:28:00 AM
Thanks for the lovely comments Elly. Was written purely tongue in cheek - I needed to have something to make me chuckle so I penned this watching people at the airport.. Jan xxxx
Date: 5/4/2014 10:57:00 PM
LOL Loved this an I have to say, that seems like a very fair trade to me!!!!!!
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Date: 5/5/2014 5:24:00 AM
Thanks Arthur - I do try to write with humour. Glad it made you smile. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 9:28:00 PM
I saw someone down here saying sorry for you going thru a bad time. I hope things get better, sweetie.
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Date: 5/5/2014 5:23:00 AM
Yes when we were in the Uk my dad was taken into hospital and mum into a nursing home - see Turmoil. Am coping okish - this place helping me keep insane lol. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 9:27:00 PM
hahaha. this was fun. mine are so OUT there that I am surprised I am not getting stares but I think the men in Utah are very discreet. My hubbie tries to get me to cover them up so guys won't look and I tell him, if they are looking , I am not seeing it!!! Probably if we stared at men's crotches they would like it too much and get the wrong idea!!!
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Date: 5/5/2014 5:21:00 AM
LOL Andrea - it's all written tongue in cheek - you know my humour by now! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 11:15:00 AM
Hi Jan, Oh this one is grand! Made me smile. Your humor is great and your writing is delightful to read. How are you? Sending good wish's. Thinking of you:~) Thanks for sharing this with us. Peace, Deborah
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Date: 5/4/2014 2:37:00 PM
So pleased you enjoyed it Deborah. I am coping fine thanks taking mum to see dad in hospital tomorrow - when he's home that will be the hard time for me! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 9:42:00 AM
Funny. Tastefully done, too, considering the topic. Thanks for commenting on Close enough To You/I Want To But I Won't.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/4/2014 12:23:00 PM
Thanks Mark for dropping by. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 8:57:00 AM
Sorry to hear you are going through a tough time. I have said a prayer for you.
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Date: 5/4/2014 9:00:00 AM
Thanks Richard for the lovely comment. The support I am getting is overwhelming. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 8:57:00 AM
YAAAAHOOOOO! Got a huge charge out of this one dear sis! LOL So that's why all the ladies stare at my crotch!!! LOL What a hoot dear Jan! How is your Dad? Loving hugs, Bro XOXOXOX
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Date: 5/4/2014 12:27:00 PM
I feel you need to write a poem about it now dear brother. Hugs Jan xxxxx
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Date: 5/4/2014 9:11:00 AM
Come to think of it, I always have thought my crotch was my most appealing feature! YEEHAW! XOXOX
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/4/2014 9:03:00 AM
LOL Jack knowing you I reckon all the ladies never look at your smiling face first lol! We are at the airport now - will phone hospital when we land. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 8:43:00 AM
Hahaha!!!Down here we call them 'FUNDAMENTALS!' me love!!!!
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Date: 5/4/2014 8:45:00 AM
LOL Well its a 'fundamental' mistake to keep em covered! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 8:27:00 AM
Ha ha, love it, I say even if the ladies do stare, it will not prevent us men from enjoying a woman's lovely form. Small correction second line, you have an extra "up", remove the first one. Thanks for making me smile with this one!
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Date: 5/4/2014 8:35:00 AM
Thanks Richard. I'm going through a tough time at the moment (see Turmoil) writing this sure has made me smile and I am so glad it made you smile too. Thanks for pointing out my small 'boob' which is now corrected. hugs Jan xxx
Date: 5/4/2014 8:06:00 AM
Lol...very lovely indeed...hugs Tim
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Date: 5/4/2014 8:11:00 AM
Thanks for dropping by Tim, It made me smile writing it hope it got you smiling too. need something to cheer me up at the moment and writing this sure has lol. Big Hugs as ever Jan xxxxx
Date: 5/4/2014 7:59:00 AM
Lol, yeah, I am all for it :) Yes!
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Date: 5/4/2014 8:10:00 AM
LOL Toquyen. For some reason I have got a feeling this write may get one or two comments!!! Hugs Jan x