Let Your Wind Blow Free

Remember that familiar old saying “Let your wind blow free” Well I've thought of a much better idea Beneficial to you and me The methane gas we produce each day Could fuel factories for hours They could install a crepitating room They'll need a bunch of flowers You may think I'm obsessed with farts And other bodily emissions But the huge benefits could even rival The power of nuclear fission No more problem with soiled Jockeys It would stop the stains in your pants And possibly be a way to finally alleviate Those horrible nighttime cramps The future shortage of fossil fuels Would no longer worry mankind All the world's economies would flourish As this product comes on line! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 3/8/2013 8:27:00 AM
Well jelly belly made a vomit jelly bean so fart gas why not? Let me know when you start selling shares!
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Donna Jones
Date: 3/8/2013 9:30:00 PM
Yes and dirt too...yuck...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2013 1:49:00 PM
There's actually a flavour of Jelly Bean called "Vomit"? YIKES!!!!!!!!! Check the DOW, should be a registered stock pretty soon! LOL Great big hugs, xox
Date: 3/8/2013 8:12:00 AM
OH JACK! ;) The title drew me in and I'm thinking....goodness gracious...is he really going to write about what I THINK he is going to write about??? Wasn't disappointed! Well....ummmmm....hmmmmm...farts.........tell me how that plan comes along! :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2013 1:29:00 PM
Should work out fine! There's a certain element here on the Soup that loves potty humour so this is for them. The more sophisticated stuff I write is for the higher class people on the Soup like you! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 3/8/2013 7:53:00 AM
You tell them Jack... Mike and I could sustain a whole city all by ourselves lately... Must be my cooking... or his... since he cooks alot... And imagine what would happen if we got off a bland diet... We could send a rocket to the moon and back again... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2013 1:41:00 PM
"A WHOLE CITY!!!" "A ROCKET TO THE MOON!!!" Holy crap if you'll pardon the expression! LOL You guys are national treasures... huggabugs xxx
Date: 3/8/2013 5:51:00 AM
Dear Jack, in a little while, I am certain, you are going to be declared...a national treasure! Ha-ha! Fantastic my friend as always! I suggest that we introduce a new tax: Jack's tax! Everyone who reads your poems and, at least, smiles he pays the tax. Soon, my friend, a billionaire you would be!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2013 1:46:00 PM
A billionaire!!! Yee haw! I could handle that! You make my day my good man... you're Greece's national treasure! Have a great weekend!
Date: 3/8/2013 5:33:00 AM
Ha ha, lol, you are hilarious my friend! You have brought great humor to my life with this enlightening poem this morning! What a positively awesome piece, such a dynamic poem, very Excellent Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2013 1:34:00 PM
The Potty Humour King as well as the Quatrain King! LOL Think I've just solved mankind's problem of dwindling natural resources! Whatcha think!
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