Less Than Human

Two thousand years ago Robot John came by As a gift from mom and pop at Christmas Wrapped in orange paper made in Russia Signed “Peace and Love Forever” Santa The android stood as tall as life with flashing lights Big blue eyes that never blinked or cried It posed a million questions in need of answers Programmed by parents bent on my happiness Robot John would be my friend forever playing Protecting me from bullies and enemies alike Teaching me to speak in several languages at a time It seemed like fun and games would never stop How wrong was I for dreaming such a fantasy? As I grew older the robot took control of things It beat me every day for pleasure Using logic and a piece of wood for my own good Mom and dad did not believe in punishment They delegated that to Mr. Robot friend If only I could find the turn off switch So I could dismantle him