Leggo My Eggo

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) I stole my daughter's eggo and I paid. I no longer mess with her because I'm afraid. When I took her eggo, she put super glue in the honey. The fork got stuck to my tongue and it wasn't funny. I pulled and pulled at the fork until I accidentally ripped out my tongue. I didn't think that an eggo would mean so much to a person so young. I took her eggo again and she got a red hot coal out of the fireplace. She put it down my pants and I screamed so loud that it could be heard in space. When I took my daughter's eggos, she got meaner and meaner. I got her eggos and I also got a deep fried wiener. I never thought I'd be treated so badly by someone who is kin. If I live to be a hundred, I'll never steal her eggo again.