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Lazy-Man's Mexican Cuisine

Two servings: (Frozen) Don Miguel Mexican dinners DO NOT remove plastic cover Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit (Ovens may vary, cooking times may require adjustment) DO NOT prepare in toaster oven Bake on cookie sheet 30-35 minutes Carefully remove as PRODUCT WILL BE HOT Let stand for two minutes Transfer BOTH items to non-plastic plate Then proceed as instructed... To fling open cabinets and fridge Chop one onion (Don't waste a smidge) Douse with hot sauce, salsa and cheese Place in Micro at highest degree Remove one fork and tablespoon (Oh man, I'm beginning to swoon) Turn on your satellite cable Place REVERENTLY on TV Table One HEAPING spoonful to begin (Ow! Melted cheese on my chin) Place one gooey mess in your mouth Chew slightly then swallow it south Ahhhh...What's for dessert?

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 12/2/2015 12:05:00 AM

MMMM serve with Margarita...lol Good one Tim...the onions are a great idea. SuZ

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/13/2015 1:14:00 PM

LOL... Congratulations.

Skat A

Date: 9/14/2015 12:56:00 PM

Congratulations Tim.... SKAT

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 9/13/2015 4:17:00 PM

Usually I make these dishes from scratch, but I am loving your spicy, "Lazy-Man Mexican Cuisine" which makes it so much more fun! For desert, however, I'll need some frozen watermelon/mint flavored paletas to cool me off:-)! Ay Yai, Yai, it's a A-7, my friend, and a fav! Congratulations on the win! Pandita

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/12/2015 2:19:00 PM

I love stuff like this too. Now I am on Atkins and that stuff is off limits! Congrats, Tim. I am so disappointed I did not have ONE poem I was able to enter in this particular contest!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 9/12/2015 7:16:00 AM

Superb write n win Tim! Big congrats!

Kim Merryman

Date: 9/11/2015 9:20:00 PM

For some reason, I'm now craving Mexican food. A delightful light verse, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Jan Allison

Date: 9/11/2015 2:51:00 PM

Is the offer of dinner still on Tim lol:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards

Date: 8/26/2015 2:28:00 PM

Ummmmm........ will you share a bite? And how's about I bring some frozen margaritas ???? :)

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 8/24/2015 5:57:00 AM

Aw, this is cute. Very entertaining one Tim! "Carefully remove as PRODUCT WILL BE HOT (Gee, I didn't know that)" - love that part! Always, Laura

Paul Callus

Date: 8/10/2015 4:12:00 PM

Both are enjoyable...meal and write! But it's the presentation that did it for me:) If I'm invited I'll come along and bring dessert with me! // paul

Mary Rotman

Date: 8/9/2015 10:50:00 AM

The sad thing is that the warning "product will be hot" is on there because some idiot sued. Time to go to On the Border now. Mary

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 8/8/2015 6:15:00 AM

A lovely write, thanks for shared this beautiful piece. Excellence..............A.M.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/8/2015 4:56:00 AM

oooh Tim that sounds absolutely divine - what time do you want me to come over lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Ryerson
Date: 8/8/2015 3:12:00 PM

Thanks my friend! I will have my private jet come pick you up...Dinner will be served on my yacht. Come hungry so don't eat on the flight over...

Kp Nunez

Date: 8/8/2015 3:03:00 AM

:-))) Bad. You got me sallivating here. Very effective. Have you ever thought of going into Advertising? There's room for real talent, it seems...Loved it, Tim! hugs