Lazy-Man's Mexican Cuisine

Two servings:
(Frozen) Don Miguel Mexican dinners
DO NOT remove plastic cover
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit
(Ovens may vary, cooking times
may require adjustment)
DO NOT prepare in toaster oven
Bake on cookie sheet 30-35 minutes
Carefully remove as PRODUCT WILL BE HOT
Let stand for two minutes
Transfer BOTH items to non-plastic plate
Then proceed as instructed...

To fling open cabinets and fridge
Chop one onion (Don't waste a smidge)
Douse with hot sauce, salsa and cheese
Place in Micro at highest degree

Remove one fork and tablespoon
(Oh man, I'm beginning to swoon)
Turn on your satellite cable
Place REVERENTLY on TV Table

One HEAPING spoonful to begin
(Ow! Melted cheese on my chin)
Place one gooey mess in your mouth
Chew slightly then swallow it south

Ahhhh...What's for dessert?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 12/2/2015 12:05:00 AM
MMMM serve with Margarita...lol Good one Tim...the onions are a great idea. SuZ
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Date: 10/13/2015 1:14:00 PM
LOL... Congratulations.
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Date: 9/14/2015 12:56:00 PM
Congratulations Tim.... SKAT
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Date: 9/13/2015 4:17:00 PM
Usually I make these dishes from scratch, but I am loving your spicy, "Lazy-Man Mexican Cuisine" which makes it so much more fun! For desert, however, I'll need some frozen watermelon/mint flavored paletas to cool me off:-)! Ay Yai, Yai, it's a A-7, my friend, and a fav! Congratulations on the win! Pandita
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Date: 9/12/2015 2:19:00 PM
I love stuff like this too. Now I am on Atkins and that stuff is off limits! Congrats, Tim. I am so disappointed I did not have ONE poem I was able to enter in this particular contest!
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Date: 9/12/2015 7:16:00 AM
Superb write n win Tim! Big congrats!
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Date: 9/11/2015 9:20:00 PM
For some reason, I'm now craving Mexican food. A delightful light verse, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 9/11/2015 2:51:00 PM
Is the offer of dinner still on Tim lol:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/26/2015 2:28:00 PM
Ummmmm........ will you share a bite? And how's about I bring some frozen margaritas ???? :)
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Date: 8/24/2015 5:57:00 AM
Aw, this is cute. Very entertaining one Tim! "Carefully remove as PRODUCT WILL BE HOT (Gee, I didn't know that)" - love that part! Always, Laura
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Date: 8/10/2015 4:12:00 PM
Both are enjoyable...meal and write! But it's the presentation that did it for me:) If I'm invited I'll come along and bring dessert with me! // paul
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Date: 8/9/2015 10:50:00 AM
The sad thing is that the warning "product will be hot" is on there because some idiot sued. Time to go to On the Border now. Mary
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Date: 8/8/2015 6:15:00 AM
A lovely write, thanks for shared this beautiful piece. Excellence..............A.M.
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Date: 8/8/2015 4:56:00 AM
oooh Tim that sounds absolutely divine - what time do you want me to come over lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 8/8/2015 3:12:00 PM
Thanks my friend! I will have my private jet come pick you up...Dinner will be served on my yacht. Come hungry so don't eat on the flight over...
Date: 8/8/2015 3:03:00 AM
:-))) Bad. You got me sallivating here. Very effective. Have you ever thought of going into Advertising? There's room for real talent, it seems...Loved it, Tim! hugs
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