Law Offices of Mchugh and Ludacris

This is Public domain. COPY&WRIGHT 2009
This is pubic disdain.
Give ME a nickel every time you say it.
frankfurters and tin foil are also mine.
black love incense, no that is mine as well.
If I could own a gluttural mouth noise you bet your buns I would slap a 
ringed 'C' on that baby and make you pay me for
saying it. 
I would have you pay like you pay at the pump, baby. 

So, answer this; why don't more arousing socialites do as I say?
March some of those dimes my way!
Fill the golden alms cup, if you will,
so I 
can buy 
more Alcohol!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Smith-Johnsen Avatar
November 14, 2009 at 11:38 AM
This poem is strong and full of emotion. Geoffery. ???Helping a beggar can be a big decision. It can tear at one's heart. Thoughts like, if given money...he'll just buy alcohol. Here's a remedy that takes a little more time, but you won't miss out on helping someone who may really need it. Meet them at the fast food restaurant nearby. (There's usually one near.) Then, buy them a dollar hamburger. If they don't make excuses, then you know you have helped. They were HUNGRY!. Or carry fruit.
Owens Avatar
November 12, 2009 at 5:45 PM
Very funny...Enjoyed...Marty
Culverhouse Avatar
November 6, 2009 at 5:05 PM
funny, i'll buy my own poison.
Sheart Avatar
November 6, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Good write. I can see the sense of humor in this....Left response to your comment on my poem above yours so other's could get another point of view. Thanks for sharing. Love Light Patty
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