Laughter the Best Medicine

Forty years of married life, the couple set out to celebrate
Fine dining beautiful wine, and a waltz with stumbling gait
Turning to her husband she demands for him to remember details
Quickly he answers, “Yes darling, your beautiful dress, my hat and tails.”

He walked beside her hand in hand she notices a tear drop that falls
Thinking he’s sentimental she demands to know what he does recall
Sighing wistfully looking at the stars he tells her, it was before they did wed
Your father had a shotgun, he said if I didn’t turn up I'd wish I was dead.

“Why do you remember that, is there nothing more romantic you can say?”
The virago of a wife demands more memories of the wedding day…
The husband sighs “He said he would send me to jail for forty years at the very least“ 
I just had a thought, if I hadn’t married you, tomorrow would be my day of release……


© 28/11/2012~GG~ 

Entry for Laughter The Best Medicine sponsored by Vie
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Davis Avatar
December 13, 2013 at 8:27 AM
Mandy Such a funny and cute tale of a long lasting love ( or jail term ) LOL You tell a silly story and entertain the reader. Nice job Thanks for the congrats and nice comment on my Surgery Success poem.
Komala Avatar
December 5, 2012 at 5:38 AM
Dear Golden angel..this is awesome..congratulation for your win ..enjoyed much reading your great works..<3<3<3 SK
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December 9, 2012 at 6:23 AM
Thank you so much Sukmawati xx
Anish Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I think that you have written a telling portrait of a "shotgun wedding". Have an excellent day! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Thanks Mathew, hugs to you xx
Brown Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 8:21 AM
Congratulations on your win in this "Candid Camera" contest Mandy ~GG~. I am sorry it is late. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Not a problem Carol I just appreciate you doing so xx
Beaufort Avatar
December 2, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Reminds me of the foursome on the golf course. As a hearse passes by in the distance, one of the golfers salutes. When praised by the other three for being so respectful, the reply is, "Yes, I did enjoy our years together."
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 2, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Thanks Duke I like these, xx
Beaufort Avatar
December 2, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Yes, very well captured. I have only been married 35 years, but I appreciate this. It's quite funny.
Gasun Avatar
December 1, 2012 at 6:06 AM
My big congratulations on your fantastic win my dear friend, Mandy! I greatly enjoyed reading your awesome winning piece creating a big smile on my face:) love and big hugs, Leonora
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 1, 2012 at 6:34 AM
Thank you so much Leonora xx
A   Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Mandy,, nice win..pd
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November 30, 2012 at 1:18 AM
Thanks PD xx
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November 29, 2012 at 5:01 PM
You bring happiness to your home and to the Soup. Excellent piece my dear sweet poet. Hugs Michael
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 30, 2012 at 1:19 AM
awh thanks Michael that's nice to know, big hugs xx
Arowolo Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Hahahaha!this is funny...Congrats on your wonderful write and superb win...Kudos to you,my great friend...XOXO...
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 30, 2012 at 1:20 AM
Thanks Olusegun, back at you my friend xx
Eastman Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 2:08 PM
I absolutely loved this one! Congrats on the win...
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 30, 2012 at 1:21 AM
Thanks Carol xx
Song Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 9:57 AM
BWAhahahah hahahah! Are u kiddin' me!! This is super duper outrageous! Coolio win from your amazing pen!! Congrats, GG!!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Awh thanks Gwenny love, are you out of your dry spell yet sweetheart?xx
West Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Oh Mandy, that last line mad the reading of your write a wonderful journey. Got a good chuckle out of that. Rollo
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Then hopefully you found the journey worth while Rollo, hugs xx
Dietrich Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 7:56 AM
hahaha, this is awesome, Mandy. and I see it won the contest of VIE. Big congratulations.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Yes behind you LOL xx
Lamoureux Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 7:23 AM
Congratulations Mandy.
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November 29, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Thanks Richard xx
Liwayway Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 7:00 AM
Congratulations on your win friend Mandy. cheers!! :)
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November 29, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Thanks Maria xx
May Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 6:28 AM
congrats on a great win Mandy.....you have a great sense of humor....love...Joseph
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Thank you kind sir xx
Roberts Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 4:37 AM
Clever one Mandy, well done ...Seren
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November 29, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Thanks sass xx
Stopford Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 2:15 AM
Your words forty years on will still be laughed upon
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 8:52 AM
as they have for many years previous Christopher xx
Bauer Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 6:46 PM
very funny! nice one...
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 12:16 AM
Thanks Ilene xx
Atfield Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Great !!! Nothing like true love ?
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 12:16 AM
sounds a bit dim for telling her to me, thanks for the comment William xx
Horsman Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Oh yes the chains of love...good one Mandy gem of a poem...
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Thanks harry xx
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November 28, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Dear Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Wow what an ending If that were me I wouldn't even mention it Magnificent POEM LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 4:22 PM
No would be wiser perhaps Harry xx
Cavanaugh Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Very witty poem. It gave me a smile. I can just see this poor husband in the dog house for the next forty years. Loved your poem.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Thanks Jon, what a sentence xx
Kendrick Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Reads like a winner for sure..Your humor makes my day feel lighter...Thanks for the kind review of my work..I now have to go and fix some fried potato croquets that is Irish potato ..Family will want some lunch soon..Sara
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 28, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Thanks Sara, I just love croquets, can I come ? xx
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