Landlubber S Reckoning

Landlubber’s Reckoning


On land, a perfectly good wife.
She’d give and he’d take with no strife.
Her loins are an urn.
Her lantern does burn.
Unknown to her — he’s a low life.

A wink and a nod from the sea.
Conjured up some lust just for he.
The waves and the foam,
His boat it did roam.
Aghast at the sirens’ glee.

The catch of the deep end of tricks.
The Eves and their applish picks.
Surrenders his mind.
Their teeth they do grind.
He’s fallen for pranks and their pricks.

8/27/2019
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Michael Avatar
August 28, 2019 at 9:24 AM
A man of the sea...one of many possibilities... Well done
Rodrigues Avatar
August 28, 2019 at 10:27 AM
Thank you, Arturo!
Green Avatar
August 27, 2019 at 2:02 PM
That was funny and so well done Kim. Bravo and best wishes in the contest
Rodrigues Avatar
August 27, 2019 at 2:03 PM
Thank you! Glad it made you laugh!
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