Lady of the Night Footles For Fun

Short skirt 
You flirt

Big chest
Mae West

You paid
Get Laid

Jan Allison
18th August
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Dietrich Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 4:29 PM
oops, that was the one I should not have seen, so I didn't even peek, but now the title will stay in my mind. heehee. (associated with YOU). Let me see these instead. these are even better than the other ones I saw above them!! Great job. You GOT it now. They are not that hard after all, don't you think?
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 4:37 PM
Oh Heck you have the wrong idea of me totally she says blushing - no once you get into the swing they aren't hard - have written 3 lots today thanks for the inspiration:-) Hugs jan xxx
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 2:03 PM
Jan no names
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 2:22 PM
You sin....Me grin
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 2:18 PM
Ive not submitted it Tim its just for fun - I submitted the fornication footles LOL hugs jan xxx Jan Bad Tim Sad :-(
Benoit Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 1:04 PM
Ahhh . . Just as I suspected, all women are whores! Don't get angry here I hope, but that is pretty much what you said.
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 1:30 PM
Nooooooo its far from what I said - in the UK a lady of the night is one but NO way are ALL women like that - they don't get paid. Jan x
Nance Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 12:30 PM
:) Funny funny!
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM
Glad you approve:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Kendrick Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 11:13 AM
This one is good..Enjoyed reading it..It is quite true to life in most instances..Thanks for stopping by..My poem entitled Footle was about a footle..Sara
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 11:16 AM
I cant stop writing these now Sara LOL Hugs jan xxx
Kendrick Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 11:14 AM
It was not a contest entry..Just writing for fun..Sara
A. Sharma Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:27 AM
Witty n funny Jan ! Liked all !
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:30 AM
Thank you Dr Sharma I am on a roll got some more to post:-) Hugs jan xxx
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:25 AM
No top..... Jaw drop
Dietrich Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 4:30 PM
Tim, you are making some good ones too!
Nance Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 12:27 PM
LOL!
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:33 AM
Not at home.... Maybe later when I have my wits.....:) First kiss...such bliss
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:30 AM
HA HA HA get posting Tim:-) I was going to put one but its too norty lol
Manassian Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:06 AM
OH MY!!!! OH MY!!!! Love them, Jan. Look at Tim down there being never SO naughty...TO be honest... I had one about a hickey...and...yes, you got it! ;) Tim beat me to it, and I just can't pick up the nerve to post that. Big chest...YES! Men always like that! ;)
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:10 AM
Go on be norty Eileen ... have you seen the first ones Richard wrote now they are norty too!!!! Hugs jan xxx
Manassian Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:10 AM
BEST DEAL EVER! ;)
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:08 AM
Eileen I am so so shocked that my nortiness is rubbing off on Tim, but his romantic words are rubbing off on me so we both win LOL Hugs Jan xxxx
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 9:56 AM
Lol....hot chick...hard d.....hugs Tim
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 1:52 PM
Jan Bad Tim Sad :-(
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 1:44 PM
Eye winks....heart sinks
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 1:37 PM
Think I'm a bad influence on the lovely romantic Tim so I will hang my head in shame and hang up my pen forverrrrrrrr Casarah.... sad tears :-( Hugs jan xxxx
Nance Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 12:29 PM
OMG!!!! Tim! where did our hopeless romantic go...hey such naughty language...I like it.....LOL. hilarious!
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:15 AM
droop fears.... six beers LOL
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:13 AM
TIM Behave!!!!!!!
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:11 AM
Lol...just waiting on the furniture truck...hmmm another idea....lol
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 10:03 AM
LOL Tim BEHAVE!!!! *** Blushes*** I think I'll stick with the ones I originally submitted - am in a playful mood ... looks like you are too ! hugs Jan xxx
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