Lady Eloise From Boomerang

A funny movie named Boomerang,
had Eddie, Eartha and quite a gang.
Eartha Kitt was Old Lady Eloise,
namesake for scents and the likes of these.
As an elder owner, her body sang.

Eddie Murphy aimed for the top.
Old Lady Eloise was hot.
He cringed to her love notions
to get a big promotion
but the company exec she was not.

The next day he met the real boss.
All was not a complete loss.
She was a woman fine
that took his total mine
and the job at the top was the cost.

He approached and gave her a line.
She knew who he was all the time.
She gave him some talk
as to their office they walked.
For Eddie, this play was sublime.

Right then appeared Lady Eloise.
Who whispered, “I have no panties.”
While Eddie Murphy turned red
the exec winked and said,
“She’s the one not to displease.”

4/9/18
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Date: 5/22/2018 11:22:00 AM
Congratulation on this wonderful cute write ... Hugs Eve
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Date: 5/21/2018 5:45:00 AM
I don't know the movie but I love your limericks :) Congratulations on your top win! xomo
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 10:59:00 AM
Thanks Maureen. It's a million laughs if you ever get to see it.
Date: 5/20/2018 9:16:00 PM
Congrats on your top win, Sian. Well done.
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 10:59:00 AM
Thanks Line.
Date: 5/20/2018 4:18:00 PM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Sian, great actors and wonderful limericks a joy to read. :))
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 10:59:00 AM
Glad you stopped by and appreciate your comments. Blessings, Janis.
Date: 5/20/2018 2:12:00 PM
What a fabulous string of limericks. I'm not familiar with the film Sian. Many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 11:00:00 AM
Coming from the limerick expert, I will consider your compliment an honor. Thanks Jan and blessings.
Date: 5/20/2018 1:56:00 PM
Congratulations on your top win with this fun comedy movie limerick!
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 11:01:00 AM
Thanks Susan.
Date: 5/20/2018 1:33:00 PM
Hi Janice, I really enjoyed this film. It is one of my all time favorite films. The thing that made this move was the stellar cast. I could just picture Eartha Kitt in my mind as I'm writing these words. Congratulations on your 1st place win in my contest:-) Alexis
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 11:02:00 AM
Thanks so much Alexis for your honored placement in the contest. It was good to know you were familiar with the film. Blessings, Janis.
Date: 4/18/2018 9:50:00 AM
Cute! congrats.
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Janis Medders Tobechi
Date: 5/21/2018 11:02:00 AM
Thanks and blessings.
Date: 4/12/2018 5:23:00 PM
Very well pen stroked, Lady Sian! Touché! Your humor amazes and amuses. Wonderful smile poetry. Love and hugs always.
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Date: 4/11/2018 2:31:00 PM
Sian, what an amazing, entertaining, fun Limerick you composed! I never saw the movie, but I may rent it now! A top winner for me! Hugs, Sandra
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