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Knocked Out By a Coffee Pot

I decided to clean the kitchen counter today but almost got knocked out after hitting myself in the head with the coffee maker. It was stuck to the counter from some spilled coffee and after pulling gently a few times I finally gave it one big yank and it let loose. Now I’m seeing stars and have 'Mr. Coffee' spelled backwards on my forehead ???? #EEFFOCRM

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/12/2018 11:20:00 PM

I rarely laugh at a poem, but this one made me laugh loudly. The truth is always so much more unbelievable than a lie. If this is not the truth, I have misread.

Robbie Mcclellan
Date: 8/13/2018 1:11:00 AM

Thank you Caren! If I made you laugh then that makes my day :) You should read the other poem/stories and feel free to share.