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Knock Knock I'M Not Dead

I was taking a nap And some old chap Closed the coffin as he heard angels sing Knock knock who's there It's me! I'm not dead Now open the damn lid to this thing He fell to his knees Took off his cap And uttered a few words for my soul I was banging and shouting Freaking him out He was fast losing total control I managed somehow To break open the lid And sat up and glared at this chap By now he was babbling In a strange foreign language Running around eating his cap Leaped down to the floor Dusted myself off Got ready to get on with my day Heard him gurgle His face turning purple He keeled over dead and I prayed So I picked up this chap Lifted him into the coffin And closed the lid once again But now it was me Who heard banging inside Must be a serious glitch in my brain Knock knock who's there It's me! I'm not dead Now open the damn lid and you'll see The words that I heard As I got on my horse And galloped away from the scene © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 8/30/2014 10:05:00 AM
Definitely a favorite! But that's what you get for choosing to fall asleep in a coffin! If at home... Leave a note telling them you're sleeping... and to leave you alone!... Now call that poor fella's wife and get her to let her Prince Albert out of the can! I know... I know... But I just couldn't help myself... Dragon doesn't get my old jokes... Silly Dragon needs explainations to every thing... Kinda takes the fun out! But you always add it back in!
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Date: 8/30/2014 10:10:00 AM
Hello sir, do you have Prince Albert in a can? An oldie but a goodie! LOL XOXOX
Date: 8/29/2014 1:33:00 PM
I don't mind saying anything no matter life or death , coz it's destiny that no one can deny! I hv seen death from so near, Patients that r revived n those can't be!
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Date: 8/29/2014 1:45:00 PM
Destiny indeed! When your number is up, it doesn't matter how famous you are or how much money you've accumulated!
Date: 8/29/2014 1:26:00 PM
Just joking Jack! What I meant was I can knock knock n make u get up anytime,, may u hv many more yrs to live! God bless !
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2014 1:29:00 PM
I KNOW you were joking! That's what I love about you... you have a great outlook on life!!! Love and hugs XOXOX
Date: 8/29/2014 10:47:00 AM
So finally u r not dead Jack! Amazing write,, one supposition even if u r dead, I m sure u wud wake up n ride the horse similarly if I say knock knock !! Promise me that ??
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Date: 8/29/2014 12:53:00 PM
I've still got a few more years YET, (I hope) but we never know and really don't want to know either! Thank you again, dear doctor! Love, Jack XOXOX
Date: 8/29/2014 9:56:00 AM
Just awesome! This is really how life is though, young or old. We just have to keep galloping into the sunset or sunrise, depending on where our heart is. Great one!
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Date: 8/29/2014 12:47:00 PM
Great hearing from you, my good friend... I've missed you! YUP! Never know when our jig is up! As we get closer to THAT day, each day is much more precious! Hang in there, my friend! Cheers, Jack
Date: 8/29/2014 9:47:00 AM
YIKES!!! Kenny!!! You ok? ;) You are really quite the writer these days...going down a different road and turning out such amazing stories!!! spooky but nice. Glad you're the one who got to ride away. Hugs
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Date: 8/29/2014 12:42:00 PM
Did you read J. R. Corbin's comments below? Seems our wee secret has been uncovered! Didn't think it was that obvious! LOL Big loving hugs, Kenny XOXOXOXOX
Date: 8/29/2014 9:27:00 AM
Man, there must be something in the water! Between you and Eileen, I am afraid to go out of the house! lol. Thanks for the fun write Jack. (I think ;)
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Date: 8/29/2014 12:40:00 PM
Really like your sense of humour, my good friend! We could be real good buddies! LOL
Date: 8/29/2014 9:03:00 AM
Very entertaining write, Jack! Good thing you're not dead. Have been trying to get access to you posts but some technical hitch has been hindering me; hope this comment goes through this time. // paul
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Date: 8/29/2014 7:09:00 PM
Don't know what could have happened... but you got through this time! Great hearing from you again, Paul! Cheers!

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