Kick the Bucket-List

Hang-gliding over a lava-spewing Hawaiian volcano Flying a two-seater through the eye of a raging tornado Bungee-jumping from the top of a skyscraper in Dubai Crossing a bed of coals barefoot on an LSD high Prying open the jaws of a vicious crocodile and peeking in Leading the army of Latvia against Russia, expecting to win Competing in triathlons on consecutive days, back-to-back Crossing the Pacific Ocean on water skis, carrying a knapsack Making expeditions to the North and South Poles in the same week Learning to speak Latin, Vietnamese, Chinese, Swahili, and Greek Riding a camel across the Sahara Desert in mid-June Wrestling an alligator, porcupine and angry baboon O, Bucket List, Bucket List: Who could ever complete you? I'll just take care of my family instead ~ I won't even need you!