Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Keep Your Grandpaws Off

A young filly said to me, “Keep your grandpaws to yourself!”
Told her to keep her voice down, be kind to Santa's elf
I'm younger than I seem
Been mistaken for James Dean
I'm no spring chicken but body still don't smell

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Judith S December 22, 2017 at 11:06 PM Lol ... another good one Jack! Always makes me smile to visit you!! Jack Ellison December 23, 2017 at 6:07 AM Makes ME smile to see your gorgeous!!! YEE HAW Lovesies, Santa Jack xxx

Kim Robin Edwards December 22, 2017 at 11:19 AM KooL little ditty Jack. Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 11:30 AM Hey Sir Kim... nice of you to drop by this old geezer's abode!!! Don't be a stranger... Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!

Silent One December 22, 2017 at 10:02 AM Come everybody let us sing, about Jack the limerick king! Hail and praise his swords! May he continue with his words, NEVER STOP THE HAPPINESS YOU BRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 10:31 AM Methinks we have entirely too much time on our hands!!! LOL Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 10:28 AM Why thank you my limey compatriot... hear tell some say you're an idiot... nay nay I say... you thrill me each day.... with your poetic genius and tipsiness!!!

Silent One December 22, 2017 at 9:19 AM Young Jack was ever so cool and slick, loved to be around a pretty chick. Thought he was a playboy. Canadian real Mccoy. Handsome looks but just a little thick! :)))) Silent One December 22, 2017 at 9:59 AM You are the king jacket potato, oops I mean kind of limericks lol! Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 9:32 AM LOL My thickness comes from my massive braino... At times erupts like a volcano... Got nowhere to hide... To salvage my hide... Dive under the blankets and cover my potato!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 22, 2017 at 8:39 AM Grandpaws off, love it! Good morning dear Jack xomo! Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 9:23 AM My dear Ottawa Mo!!! GOOD GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats December 22, 2017 at 7:23 AM Is your sausage Jimmy Dean?//Oh wait! A slip of my bean//Different guy//but I still buy//it for breakfast, if not moldy and green. GOOD MORNING SANTA JACK!!! Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 7:35 AM You are a Master Limericker just like me! Woo Hoo!!! I remember those old Jimmy Dean sausage commercials!!! MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!

Silent One December 22, 2017 at 6:45 AM Haha... The Candian James Dean now.. Jack Ellison December 22, 2017 at 6:49 AM Multiple selfs!!! GOOD MORNING MY GOOD FRIENDY FRIEND!!!