Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

Kardashian Cat

I shall become an influencer said the conniving Kardashian cat.
We thought it was hilarious; none thought much more than that.
What is your talent? We asked, temporarily forgetting that today.
You can become a billionaire without any at all in the USA.

I have not decided, she said, but I shall go on U-tube.
I shall speak into a camera, and show great fortitude.
I will be an influencer, I will raises money hither and you.
We thought this was hilarious, a little “beyond”.

The Kardashian cat was as good as her word.
She went on U-tube and was all kinds of absurd.
The advertisers began throwing money her way.
She earned a hundred thousand on her very first day.

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Marikate Kingston July 31, 2021 at 7:02 PM Hello Caren. Liked this, clever. "was all kinds of absurd" So true. What is our obsession with them? Never watched, but millions did. Glad they're off and running in another direction. Meow..goodbye crafty felines. Caren Krutsinger July 31, 2021 at 7:51 PM I have never watched either. I had to be catty.

Darlene De Beaulieu July 30, 2021 at 12:11 PM Hello Caren, it looks like she has a future. Hugs/ Darlene De Beaulieu July 31, 2021 at 11:22 AM Hello Caren, Yes I know she has a future. Hugs. Caren Krutsinger July 30, 2021 at 9:29 PM You know she does.

L Milton Hankins July 30, 2021 at 9:52 AM You know, Caren, you have to admire their ingenuity...or whatever. They create characters and live out their characters. Fascinating cats! Caren Krutsinger July 30, 2021 at 11:46 AM They have to be admired - best marketers ever!