Just In Case


In case of emergency,
pull the lever that 
		        make the train stop
In a car, slam on the parking brakes;
if you’re a moving pedestrian, 
		          halt and hail a cop
In a 911 situation   ...   hold the phone
During a surgical operation,
	      should something go wrong
Don’t panic!
Remember: 
only crash dummies have plastic bones
Just in case of a nuclear meltdown,
			if all the shelters are full ... 
still find a way to get underground
You won’t have much time,
	radiation poisoning is a drag
The survival clock is ticking,
	      countdown to a body bag
Just in case you missed the memo
Just in case you didn’t know:
don’t go getting Dumb and Dumber, 
and eat the fallout yellow snow
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Rodrigues Avatar
July 8, 2017 at 10:44 PM
Another great one! You start out with general advice then it gets much more serious! Recently had to handle an emergency! It is a learning curve!
Sands Avatar
July 8, 2017 at 7:20 AM
Freddie. This is so funny. I am cracking up laughing! Thanks for the laugh!! :)
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