Just Having a Giggle
She said she wanted an orgy
To my two mates and me
We had to provide nine inches
but we could divide that by three
Tommy laid on the sofa
and whipped his todger out
He measured a full five inches
The final result was not in doubt
Billy took up position
A morning glory I could see
He laid there smiling proudly
and shouting inches three.
I'm afraid we missed out on the orgy
Even though it should have been a cinch
For although I was excited
We had a missing quarter of an inch .
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