Just Call Him Bobby

He sticks to the wall He sticks to the door He even sticks to the floor When I'm alone and I feel a way I pull Bobby out the draw He always saves the day I bounce up and down on him If I'm just that freaky I might such it, jerk it, jump on it and hump it Its just the size for me I keep him near I never know when I'm going to need him again Yeah I said his name is Bobby He does the job when I'm alone I use him to solve the problem.