Jurrasic Lark

Foreword... Of two commonly used pronunciations, this poem uses Dippla-doe-cous. Originally written as a singy songy thingy to the tune of Supercalifragilistcexpealidocious. Jurassic Lark. An optical illusion or a little hocus pocus I swear I saw a dinosaur, a massive Diplodocus Then came the Tyrannosaur which seemed the most ferocious Until I saw the Allosaurus eat the Diplodocus Triceratops and Stegosaurs begin this second chapter These are vegetarian, unlike Velociraptor Two of which pursued my wife, and pretty soon they trapped her But I got back her wedding ring, cos two days on they crapped her Some dinosaurs are still alive, there's evidence before us The tabloid press this morning were quite ready to assure us That two armed men who robbed the bank cried out as if in chorus Beat it or we're done for mate cos ARREKONYSAURUS! While driving home from work one day the traffic all stood still Word went round a car had hit a P-terodactyl I snuck along the traffic queue to see it wasn't so What people thought a pterosaur was Barry Manilow A stomping sound behind me and I turn so full of fear I fear I'll see a dino there, I do, and it's so near I gaze into its gaping jaws, its breath is foul and hot And so with much bravado, I say My, what big teeth you've... CRUNCH... GULP... So now I sit and fester here, inside a Dino gut I guess it is my destiny to exit through his butt I can't do much about it so I'll have to live with it I go to meet my maker as a piece of Dino sh...