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Juicy Fruit

A busty young lady from Peel
Her boobies she couldn't conceal
They were such a huge size
That she won a first prize
For the fruit men most wanted to feel

7th April 2015

I made a bit of a boob on the 2nd line - thanks Paul Callus for your advice

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Curtis Moorman

August 1, 2018 at 12:29 PM

Your limerick is very funny You could make lots of money Your products, if squeezed Could make one real pleased Congratulations to you, honey

Jan Allison

August 1, 2018 at 12:31 PM

LOL curtis. I really should go back to my early poems like this one and see if they can be improved and then get them in an e book:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

February 27, 2016 at 7:48 PM

Why do I keep coming back here? :)

Jan Allison

February 27, 2016 at 7:50 PM

I've no idea what the big attraction is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

June 15, 2015 at 12:26 AM

Came back for a second peek here, now really Jan you can never tell me to "behave" after this!!!!!! hugs!

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 1:15 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

April 13, 2015 at 5:02 PM

Hi Jan, Absolutely brilliant stuff. Deserves POTD. You ROCK when it comes to these Limericks. A 7+++++ and another of your poems into my favourites. love Shane xxx

Jan Allison

April 14, 2015 at 1:02 AM

Thanks Shane - I am just happy to get reads and comments POTD is the icing on the cake:-) hugs Jan xx

Marilyn Williams

April 9, 2015 at 7:28 PM

Lovethis, made me laugh. Great Poem for the week.

Jan Allison

April 10, 2015 at 1:23 AM

Thanks Marilyn:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

April 9, 2015 at 2:58 PM

Had to come back and congratulate you on POTD!!! Well done, Jan! hugs // paul

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 3:01 PM

I have to say I was very surprised this poem got POTD so pleased my humour is here for one more day and the poem is getting greater exposure pardon the pun lol:-) thanks for your help:-) Hugs jan xx

Neva Romaine

April 9, 2015 at 2:05 PM

Hey Jan, BIG congratulations on your wonderful poem being chosen for POTD! Ooh Jan, a funny one. Very expressive and I love it. Well deserved. Be Blessed, Neva

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 2:07 PM

Thanks so much Neva I am glad to be able to spread a little bit of humour around soup today:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

April 9, 2015 at 12:37 PM

Glad to see your boobies are the meal of the day. I mean poem of the day. My goodness what was I thinking? Congratulations on your great pair. I mean poem. My goodness what was I thinking? I was thinking of the poem of the day wondering what's abreast and tits here. I mean it's here. My goodness what was I thinking? This'll give you great cleavage in the limerick contests. I mean leverage. My goodness what was I thinking? Off to see a Dolly Parton movie. I mean General Patton. My goodness...

Eileen Manassian

April 9, 2015 at 1:37 PM

Just read it again..... AAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HAHA!!! Crazy good!

Eileen Manassian

April 9, 2015 at 1:36 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maurice...Maurice...Maurice....You got Jan on this one!!! As if your post down BELOW ;) wasn't bad enough....here you add icing on the cakes with the cherries on top. OH DEAR. I'm not good at this. You ROCK!

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 1:35 PM

Hilarious my friend - you should be on the stage!Hugs jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

April 9, 2015 at 11:41 AM

LOL...funny lady! Congrats on being chosen TPOD!! At 2 am, I saw this was POD. I tried to congratulate you, but the page disappeared...so I got a middle of the night preview...hugs, Rhonda

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 11:42 AM

I was stunned when I saw Rhonda - hope it raises a few smiles:-) hugs jan xx

David Meade

April 9, 2015 at 8:51 AM

As an avid gardener, I love a good melon! Nicely done . . .

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:59 AM

I grew them in my greenhouse for the first time last year - they were only the size of a golf ball lol! Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

April 9, 2015 at 8:47 AM

Back to congratulate you on another signature humouros piece. Thanks for keeping us smiling...hugs Tim

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:59 AM

Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

April 9, 2015 at 8:06 AM

Back again to congratulate you on Poem of the Day awesome write Blessings and hugs Eve

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:33 AM

Thanks again Eve for your 'support':-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight

April 9, 2015 at 7:59 AM

Very cute, Jan! A great Limerick. Made me laugh! Congrats on POTD. Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:32 AM

Thanks Sandra:-) hugs jan xx

James Horn

April 9, 2015 at 7:41 AM

Bobbies were newbies which would please then also end up and tease. This poem came up as April 8th not 7th poem of the day. Oh, well. If they felt so swell to feel again they did compel and which one had been best was hard to tell. And before I have never seen any blue bees or boobies as big and tall like trees. Jim Horn

James Horn

April 9, 2015 at 8:00 PM

Turned her breasts into a collage that said bon buoyage to her bra and you should have seen what we all saw. Jim Horn

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:32 AM

I would have posted it on 7th April UK time which is the reason for the difference Jim:-) Hugs jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr

April 9, 2015 at 7:33 AM

congratulations Jan on your poems selection for Poem of the Day.

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:31 AM

Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 9, 2015 at 7:25 AM

.............. heavy to carry on each day ... :))) - Congratulations with a big SMILE, dear Jan !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:28 AM

I imagine they would give you back ache lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Casarah Nance

April 9, 2015 at 7:14 AM

haha grat to see this as the poem of the day! Love you humor, hugs. xxx

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 8:27 AM

Thanks Cas - glad my melons are getting greater exposure lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

April 9, 2015 at 4:34 AM

Well well well, looky who's here! ;) Your melons....won the day. Hugs, Jan. Congrats!!!

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 5:50 AM

Oh Eileen I didn't realise that I'd got poem of the day ... oh i am grinning now:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison

April 9, 2015 at 5:46 AM

ha ha ha wish mine were like that - or maybe not am happy with what I've got lol:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

April 8, 2015 at 2:06 AM

Funny Limerick...which one got to wear the blue ribbon?

Jan Allison

April 8, 2015 at 2:15 AM

LOL - wonder where they stuck it - that is more the issue lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

April 7, 2015 at 11:00 PM

Did you see the one that is really, really big, there is now way they could get a fill or ??? To much is just to much :) espically if you're hanging to the floor. Blessings dear friend

Jan Allison

April 8, 2015 at 2:03 AM

LOL Eve:-) Hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

April 7, 2015 at 7:50 PM

G'day Jan... what was she doing hiding in the melons? I guess she wanted to get a feel for it. Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison

April 8, 2015 at 2:02 AM

LOL-) Hugs jan xx

David Fisher

April 7, 2015 at 6:40 PM

I got to go shopping more often...funny limerick. Now tell me, which aisle do they display boobies?

Jan Allison

April 7, 2015 at 6:44 PM

lol juicy fruit aisle - lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

April 7, 2015 at 5:40 PM

This is fantastic, JAn.The meter is really good. you have come far since your first limerick. also, I am honored you wrote about me. hahahaha

Maurice Yvonne

April 8, 2015 at 7:32 PM

Hey I just good your joke Andrea, "you wrote about me" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Maurice Yvonne

April 8, 2015 at 7:29 PM

The only meter I'm good at is the kind you put coins in when you park!

Jan Allison

April 7, 2015 at 5:45 PM

ha ha ha Andrea - i love that comment - I should have posted your picture instead lol:-) Hugs Jan xx i will stick this on the outside of the envelope for Darren's next card .. he will LOVE it lol:-) hugs Jan xx