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Johnny Vonpete - Bawdy

A dirty pervert called Johnny Vonpete
Exposed his bits to girls out on the street
But one girl was a cop
And it made his face drop
Held his bits and made a hasty retreat.

Pervert Johnny ran as fast as he could
At the end of the block two cops were stood
One ordered him to freeze
And to get on his knees
Johnny's no longer a pest in 'the hood'.


Written 19th May 2019

Syllables  10/10/6/6/10/  both stanza's.

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Michelle Faulkner June 12, 2019 at 11:43 PM I like that you told a story with this, congratulations on your placement! Tom Cunningham June 13, 2019 at 1:24 AM Thank you very much Michelle, happy you like it. Tom

Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 3:59 PM I really loved this one Tom:-) congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 4:17 PM Thanks Jan, got you to thank for showing me how they're done. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong June 12, 2019 at 12:10 PM A great Limerick Tom! Congratulations on your top win! : ) Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 12:41 PM Thank you very much Connie, glad you liked it. I hope you are well. Tom

Ralph Sergi June 12, 2019 at 7:42 AM Hi Tom: There is (no comeuppance ).for this pest Congratulations! Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 8:05 AM Thanks Ralph, hope all's well Tom

Tania Kitchin June 12, 2019 at 4:39 AM Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and witty limerick! Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 6:39 AM Thank you very much Tania, some brilliant entries for the contest. Thank you too for hosting. Tom

Timothy Mcguire June 11, 2019 at 11:28 PM great win Tom! Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 6:38 AM thank you Timothy. Tom

Jan Allison June 3, 2019 at 2:59 PM just read the second stanza it is so funny !!:-) hugs Jan xx Tom Cunningham June 3, 2019 at 3:31 PM Thanks very much Jan.

Ralph Sergi June 3, 2019 at 7:25 AM The nerve of that perv, 10 years he should serve! Funny and clever poem, Tom. Tom Cunningham June 3, 2019 at 8:15 AM Haha thanks Ralph. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos May 22, 2019 at 9:41 AM Serves him right - silly pervert - very funny Poem - you are so good at these limericks Tom, good luck in the contest! Hugs, Jennifer. Tom Cunningham May 22, 2019 at 11:05 AM Thanks Jennifer. Everyone gets their just desert's lol. Tom

Nette Onclaud May 21, 2019 at 5:51 PM tom, well he thinks he's one big exhibit! you are so fun, so wicked!..lol... huggs Tom Cunningham May 22, 2019 at 11:00 AM Thanks nette. Safe travels. Tom

Timothy Mcguire May 20, 2019 at 11:08 PM Until he makes bail and is out and at it again! Well written Tom! Tom Cunningham May 21, 2019 at 8:07 AM Leopard never changes its spots lol

Vijay Pandit May 20, 2019 at 7:44 AM A got what he deserved ..a laugh out loud poem..all the best for a win, Tom. Tom Cunningham May 20, 2019 at 8:25 AM Thanks very much Vijay, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom

Lindsay Laurie May 20, 2019 at 1:07 AM G'day Tom ... the next flash will be from the coppers camera and he'll have to eat his own lollies - thanks Tom - Lindsay Tom Cunningham May 20, 2019 at 2:11 AM Haha, thanks Lindsay. Tom

Gershon Wolf May 19, 2019 at 9:11 PM Very good, Tom. Good luck with this one. ~ Gershon Tom Cunningham May 20, 2019 at 2:11 AM Thanks very much Gershon. Tom

William Kelii Kekaula May 19, 2019 at 8:11 PM This garnered more than just a smile Tom, Aloha wk Tom Cunningham May 20, 2019 at 2:10 AM Thank you William, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom

Caren Krutsinger May 19, 2019 at 5:16 PM I like the way you make his bits sound itty-bitty Tom. Tom Cunningham May 19, 2019 at 5:25 PM Thanks Caren, had to keep it cleanish lol.

Jan Allison May 19, 2019 at 4:55 PM oops that was a bit of a cock up indeed Tom lol:-) hugs jan xx Tom Cunningham May 19, 2019 at 5:24 PM Thanks Jan, it certainly was, added another. Tom