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Jihad Donald Trump Style

The glory of America, now heats up 
   with agitation poised to strike on the brink 
sans legislation incites humiliation, 
    which goads desecration as fete accompli chink 
   in armor of Democratic rubric, constituting capitalistic 
   ethic, generic iconoclastic, and jingoistic logic, 
   nor budging an inch when mandating masses swallow his drink 
what huff huck – this belligerent, dominant and 
   fervent hell raiser doth bungle in the jungle
decreeing tacit Mar shall law fast as a shutterfly eyewink
as his cosmic crotch grab doth put Venus under his sway 
   with his Mercury hill temperament
   pitches the orbit of planet Earth tubby comb out of balance
   infected by hiz anti Ju pit er damnations, excoriations, fulminations
   Huzzah sing how whiz derriere didst Sat urn simultaneously 
   crushing crucible as an Uranus
   indiscriminately plop ping two hundred fifty pounds off flesh 
   dub ling down humming his favorite Neptune 
   that dost affect Pluto hoc crass sea
   repeating a self coined motto – 
   I yam all mighty, therefore no fink
simply commandeering the reins of control, 
   a one man military intelligence groupthink  
hut triad and true dyed in the wool rip pug in ant guise zing rogue 
   rejoicing tuff fool, governing and hoodwink
king the die hard fans of dictatorial, linkedin and monarchist ink
cube bus thriving on wielding indomitable aggression 
   practiced in the Art of the Deal incorporating an unanticipated jink
iron fist rule reigning down vis a vis pro pens heave lee and prop hen city 
   flashing hiz seal of approval, which scribbled signature 
   doth not smooth monkey serve hay puzzling kink
boot his frenzy to bulldoze catastrophic, formulaic, and illogic
   spells these United States of America twill become hell 
   in a hand basket with nary a trace of the grit of link
kin, the sixteenth president (whose ruggedly pioneering frontier existence) 
   found him steady and strong, plus soft hearted as pelt o’ mink
the epitomy of this forty fifth elected commander in mischief
   a twenty first century Drake yule ha – albeit nink
con poop – barely describes this oafish piranha making waves
   (Whereby Hurricane Katrina seems like child’s play), 
   where even a toddler, could out rule, out smart, and out think 
   thee maniac pampered by don patriarch Fred, who fawned, doted 
   and bow wowed over this magnate trick son, whose rapacious, 
   reprehensible and riling actions generated when Melanie doth wink.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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