Jawbone of An Ass

Samson slew a thousand men with the jawbone of an ass!

   The Lord said, "You done good, boy!  You've got a lot of brass!"

      "Thank you, Lord!", as he surveyed the carnage he did that day.

         "I must say, I sure made donkeys out of them Philistines today!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 11/1/2012 12:49:00 PM
Brilliant poem! Love it!
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Date: 10/25/2012 3:49:00 PM
Love a retelling of the bible. Enjoyed!
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Date: 10/24/2012 4:16:00 AM
brilliant Bob, then he had a haircut.. enjoyed this...
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Date: 10/23/2012 2:37:00 PM
Can you imagine all this courage and daring then a woman brings him down. Tragic state of affairs Robert. You "done good" with the tale! :)
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Date: 10/22/2012 5:55:00 PM
He sure did. This is a good one. Thanks for shar5ing. Lucilla
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Date: 10/22/2012 4:17:00 PM
lol,great write Robert,jawbone hitman lol
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Date: 10/22/2012 4:04:00 PM
this one is even funnier!!
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Date: 10/22/2012 1:48:00 AM
Bob, you are the best .... thanks for a good laugh this morning. :) :) :) - Have a nice new week. - Oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 10/21/2012 8:29:00 PM
Nice educational biblical Clerihew, Bob...the story is vaguely familiar to me...now u know I am gonna be the technical person that u know me to be and ask for the scrip ref for the story...when I read the Bible I see kazillions of examples of regular people doing extraordinary feats with the help of our God...it levels the playing field and inspires me...great posting, Bob! gwendolen
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Date: 10/21/2012 4:39:00 PM
This is a funny one my friend! I really enjoyed when you had Samson call the Philistines "donkeys", now that is hilarious! You have done excellent with this poem Bob, Great Work!!
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Date: 10/21/2012 4:22:00 PM
Robert, another excellent poem. Nice one from Samson, enjoyed the rhyme on your clerihew... always....pd
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