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Jack Is Back

Jack’s been missing of late Checked at the pearly gate He wasn’t there (a minor scare — does have a future date) Sure missed the son-of-a-gun Blowhard, so full of it (fun) I asked our friend Judy and old Howdy Doody, they said, “Jack’s on the run” After a look in the chunnel I found him at Cosmofunnel Let’s lim’rick attack and get our Jack back Pin him here with a trunnel. Jack said he’d return to the soup if I did, the wacky old poop So here I am one silly ham. Bring it on you goofy fruit loop! *Jack Ellison, in case you're wondering

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Paul Callus

Date: 10/24/2016 4:25:00 PM

What a hearty set of Limericks, John!! Glad to see you two goading each other on:) // paul

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 10/25/2016 10:06:00 AM

nuthin like a couple of old goats sparring on top of the manure pile, eh;-) Thanks for stopping by! ~ j

Paloma P

Date: 10/23/2016 8:34:00 AM

I don't know Jack shyte about him, but this is still entertaining. chunnel, trunnel, Cosmofunnel, you should try writing in English. :)

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 10/23/2016 9:39:00 PM

Jack's my hero! Everything I wanna be if I live to be as old as he is;-)

Jack Ellison

Date: 10/8/2016 8:58:00 AM

Here I is!!! Here I is!!! It's me... yup! The "the wacky old poop" at your service! LOL Thanks all youse guys... you make me blush (or maybe it's the booze!!!) Love, Jack

Eve Roper
Date: 10/9/2016 9:02:00 PM

Hello, Jack, we sometimes forget one is important like yourself.. glad you and John are back. Hugs

Jan Allison

Date: 10/7/2016 7:46:00 PM

woohooo and John Wulfman is back tooo - what a wonderful day:-) I had mailed Jack a couple of times as I was worried I'd not seen him and was missing my daily dose of a giggle:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 10/7/2016 9:16:00 PM

Just like the good old days, huh? Time to light up the limerick board and get silly. Thanks for keeping things sane in our absence. huggerguggles ~j

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/7/2016 8:26:00 AM

Hi John, I'm so happy to see you back! I see that Jack is back too! Once again welcome back:-) Alexis

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 10/7/2016 9:12:00 PM

Hi Alexis. Thanks for the wonderful welcome-back. Jeez, maybe I'll leave more often:-) Now I can get back to visiting folks and handing out accolades. I'll be over to see you when I get time!