I'Ve Got a Crush

candy yams- smellin' like spam...I like green eggs, and maybe some ham lookin' like Gina, but with a shape like Pam... I called and emailed her a dozen times, like spam ...she never liked me, always told me to scat and scram... I'm tellin' you, she had a body like WHAM! and if I could touch her, I'd be like damn! ...in my dreams...we make love and we ram... all night long, we just bam... I want to get with her one day and we'll be a happy fam... cause the perfect catch for her, is what I am... why don't you like me...huhh excuse me mam... about my feelings I'm not lying to you, this is no scam we could go out for breakfast, did I mention I like green eggs and possibly ham? ...I'm so obsessed, it's like I'm possessed...I look thru her window and take pictures with my cam... hopin' I could get my jelly and we could make it jam... ...cause she's so fine, she so sexy, she's just so glam close my eyes, count 1, 2, 3...she will be with me AL LA KAAZAM! Green eggs and ham